It’s good to read things!

First things first I’m the realest/Drop this and let the whole world feel it/and I’m still in the murder business/I can hold you down like I’m giving lessons in physics

I asked my boyfriend if he’d be willing to do that Vaselgel reversable vasectomy thing if it ever became available, and he was like “lol fuck no. I’m not getting a shot in my balls, are you nuts.”

He said this with a straight face to his feminist girlfriend who has been through two IUD insertions complete with cervical…

OK, I used to work at a thrift store and I am an avid thrifter/flea marketer. Why is it supposed to be some glamorous burn that she was an asshole to the store employee or owner or whatever? She got a great deal! Good for her! Don’t be a fucking asshole about it. But don’t haggle at a thrift store. It’s just rude.

Not difficult, just unnecessary.

Pre-20th century we’d all be bathing once a week, maybe, in shared family bath water and/or the pond. I’m sure the bulk of disease back then was spread by leg-to-leg and sneeze-to-leg contact. Sad!

Me too. If I was constantly soaping my legs, the skin would peel off from irritation. I brush my teeth in the shower too. While I pee.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Uhhhhh. Only psychopath clean freaks legit soap and wash their legs. This has been known since Seinfeld taught Kramer how to shower.

I’m having a hard time figuring out the point of doing a beauty blog like this without a decent camera and good and consistent lighting. The difference between makeup products is often really subtle, so a bunch of grainy, low-light, webcam-looking videos of those products is really pretty fucking useless for…

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…

WHO CARES BECAUSE GRAMPA ROSSY IS ON AND HE’S WINNING AND I’M WATCHING DWTS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SORRY SIMONE I LOVE YOU AND MR T TOO AND CHARO BUT YOU’RE ALL GOING DOWN LIKE THE INDIANS.

Grandpa Rossi! Hell yeah!

imagine if he is going to win???

Go Cubs Go

Especially when you consider it’s just down the road from Fayetteville to the South and Eureka Springs to the East, which are (afaik) the only places in AR who passed LGBTQ non-discrimination ordinances (and Fay is home of U of A aka UT for underachievers - KIDDING - and the largest Pride parade in AR). People are…

It took a while for GW Bush and the other Republicans to alienate people to the point that enough people turned out and sent Democrats in a historic wave election in 2006, and they only expanded on their numbers in 2008 during a presidential election year, which favors Democrats in terms of turnout.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Mr. Strawberry Jones and I do this, extremely successfully. We call it “Naughty Time” and we schedule it several times a week. Naughty Time isn’t a time when sex will definitely happen, because pressure and obligation isn’t sexy to us. Naughty Time is a time when conditions/the environment is conducive for…