Man, I can’t wait for you guys to get to the bottom of this!

Is that what we’re calling Anna Wintour now? ;)

Pretty sure Cinna was in charge of that decision.

The white suit was a genius move

When she came out, dressed all in white like a fucking angel coming to save us from Donald Trump, my heart just seized up in joy.

Again, I would ask with all serious, do you know what the word “shrill” means?

I too am pretty redneck and vote Democrat. Maybe you guys just don’t realize we’re out here if you look.

It’s called a video selfie. And chill out. I had this attitude and my sister straight schooled me. Life is indeed more fun when spend less time judging the crap out of other women for petty-ass shit.

Is it just me or are folks on kinja having an especially difficult time with reading comprehension today?

This makes me so mad to read. I work for a lobbying firm based in DC and what bugs me the most is when our male clients acknowledge that it’s not part of my job to do things like figure out the a/c in meetings or find out when the coffee is going to be refilled, but ask me to do it anyway. I’m a senior level policy…

My favorite in a room of men is when someone drops a profanity and then looks at me and says, “excuse me” or “I apologize.” I want to yell back, “shit, I don’t give a fuck!”

I’ll raise you one better:

I was having a debate in step with this the other night. My main point is that it’s troubling that Sanders is continuing a campaign supposedly to exercise the will of the people, but the people have spoken and they didn’t pick him. To continue on with this just shows he’s not really that different from every other old…

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

All I could think was she needs to jam a tampon covered in yogurt up there stat to help quell the burn then she needs to dip this dude nuts in chili and see how how feels.

It is. He’s unemployed.

Cleft palate and lip palate clefts are not diagnostic of fetal alcohol syndrome. Try again.

FALSE. If I had a boyfriend I would be looking into his bowl to see if he had any more ice cream I could steal. >:(