Oh okay I see now. I’m just stupid.

I mean, it’s more than a little weird when you consider that the people fighting to KEEP slavery were called Rebels. It’s a very very very poor choice of words, regardless of intent.

Hmmm, weird, my result wasn’t “probably being sick for the 8th and 9th days in a row with (possibly) C. Diff”.

Good to know!! I asked them that exact thing and they claimed to not know. The group itself is a shitshow of racism, homophobia, etc...the last time I (respectfully, I swear!) called people out for it I got called a troll, and told they didn’t think I was really in trucking so I didn’t belong there (I am not a…

Beautiful. The most batshit bumpsticker I saw recently was an NRA one... “Hunt WITH your kids, not FOR them” excuse me what now??

My boyfriend’s niece has been sent home twice in the last month...the first time for wearing a shirt that wasn’t long enough (it was halfway to her knees) while wearing sweatpants (?!?!), the second time for wearing “distressed jeans”. A bunch of fucking pigs for picking on the poor kids.

Whoah whoah wait.............are you only awake 6 hours a day? An hour and a half is a tenth of waking hours, not a fourth!

Maybe the answer is “because this is the wrong column for that” but how are we not talking about how this is totally a response dis track from Ellie to Ed Sheeran for that fucking awful “Don’t” song? He publicly claimed they were dating, she publicly stated they never dated. His song was about how they got drunk and…

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST

I have little faith considering the attorney I hired for my speeding ticket couldn’t even fight that. They hardly have anything to take anyway. I just want a not shitty job once in my life before I die...that would be cool.

Seriously. Almost all the women in the office are either married or seriously paired up, anyway.

Yeah, basically everyone here is always looking for another job. I really just wish I didn’t work in this environment at all, but this city doesn’t have much else to offer in employment.

If it were the case that he was close with everyone he invited I would be understanding (a couple of them have been friends since they were in college), however men who have worked here less than a month were invited. NO men were excluded. NO women were included.

Okay I just realized you linked to the shampoo + bleach thing I was talking about ;) so I guess I was saying “yeah go for it!” but the rest of my advice still stands. Good luck!!

Bleach it. Seriously, just do it the right way! 20 volume developer, bleach powder, and apply it with about a half shampoo, half bleach/developer solution. This is a lot slower and gentler. Only apply this to your dyed sections, NOT your roots. Do it on a Friday night so you can give it a full day and some odd to…

mmmmmm

My boss is having a fight night/poker night party at his bachelor pad (he’s currently separated from his wife), and has invited every male employee at the office, and none of the women. He claims this is because his wife would “freak out” and he doesn’t want to take any chances of losing shared custody of his (totally…

99% of this is not 70s, it’s pure, Genie-In-A-Bottle-Era early-‘oughts.....I remember 6th grade so clearly......

Not really. Denim is woven at a diagonal and the weave is so tight (especially after it’s been treated with chemicals and stones to get the worn look) that it won’t unravel significantly more unless you’re pulling at it. The way that those are SO exact to one ending at one point all the way around though, yeah there’s…

That happens with anything. No one can ever complain about being underpaid or under-appreciated because “lots of people would kill for your job”. I hate that mentality! Can’t we all wish for something better?