OMG I was getting ready to LET YOU HAVE IT! Well played.

Seriously. That situation has nowhere to go but downhill. She'll stop giving him head because she's unsatisfied, and he's just going to whine about not getting head. If the wax didn't do it, and he's not inclined to open up about what his actual problem is, then her choices are to stay in a mutually unsatisfying…

Yeah, you did. My comment didn't come out as funny or clever as it seemed in my head at the time. :\

Maybe he's born with it... maybe he's influential in the fashion industry despite sexually abusing young women. He's in a position of power over their future success. Those stupid bitches' careers are on the line, so they better be ready to get down! Blow Terry Richardson, or blow a major career opportunity—totally…

Hell yeah, then it would be like the government was not just paying for the cost of my abortion, but paying me to have an abortion, which is just how us pro-abortion sluts want things to be.

YES. And honestly, the threatening tone in that line is so freakishly realistic. There is a point in life when women—young women, pretty much—who other people perceive as "thinking she's hot stuff," are socially punished for that perceived thought. The voicing of "not that pretty,"/"pretty, but"/"pretty for"…

No, I think you're exactly right. I think he's saying that simply having a gun doesn't help the gun carrier appropriately understand the contexts in which his or her firearm can/should be used. A young woman on a college campus is pretty likely to have some kind of experience of being harassed and/or followed by…

If wanting the three lead women to dance together to "This Is How We Do It" is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Ooh—better. And Buffy the Vampire Slayer gets it right every time!

Faith Hill is no Patsy Cline, but this is a pretty epic breakup song.

Oh, man, I love that song, but yowzers what a spot to be in. I'm sending you thoughts of peace, light, and an efficient trip through the legal process.

"My Opening Farewell" is the greatest, saddest breakup song of all time. I love Jackson Browne on it, I love Bonnie Raitt on it, I love Allison Kraus on it. Pick a version, look it up, and make with the weeping.

I think this is a great point. Between the attitudes people have about exercising/going to the gym, and the way products to enhance/facilitate exercise/good eating habits are marketed, this fear concept should come as no surprise. According to the majority of the messaging, the primary reason to work out and eat…

Yeah, I don't make official New Year's Resolutions, but this year I've been making a point to (mostly) cut out foods I don't cook/source myself because of ALL THE CHEMICALS. Even the majority of non-chain restaurants where I am are supplied by Sysco, which definitely sells some bagged sauces and pre-grilled frozen…

When you see "natural and artificial flavoring" on the ingredient label, you should read that as "specialized chemical compounds that mimic the smell of ____," whatever the food or its main component is. Fast food places use the same chemical approach to make "char-broiled" or "grilled" flavors. Sauces are basically…

I think it's because of the "all women are on diets all the time or don't/can't cook," theme of a lot of low-cal convenience food marketing. I'm not sure why all the Lean Cuisine eaters in commercials seem to be single, but that's definitely what I take from the commercials.

YES.

I want all of these outfits, in the form of nail polish colors in the 1990's.

I think this is a really good point to consider. A lot of the criticism is coming from people who maybe want to yell at their friend who went back to an abusive relationship. Most of us have had that friend or have been that friend. It does uniquely suck to have to be around someone you think is great, together…

THIS. Who cares if the guy has an active sex life with a lot of partners? That's a stupid thing to care about. But when he made a habit of giving quotes to the press basically rating whoever he was fucking at the moment—that was some bullshit. That was "I'm not actually secure in my sexuality, so I'm going to tell…