Are they those boots with the fuzzy pom-poms on them? Because fuzzy pom-poms mean she WANTS it, right?

I have crop-dusted the shit out of a Walmart aisle or two in my time. I bet those incidents of profoundly foul flatulence would be referred to as "irresistible pheromones" explaining the men's stalking behavior in the original article.

I'm not a medical professional, but I follow the "stay home sick from school" guidelines my mom used. Fever or vomit/diarrhea. I had a non-flu never-ending-phlegm disease recently, and had a fever. I felt especially awful, and would have used a sick day even without a thermometer.

I always wanted to hang with Loretta!

Okay, so the whole "adjusting your spine will free your nervous system so that you don't get colds anymore" and "chiropractic care opens you to God" stuff is whack. Totally agree. But that kind of chiropractor is sort of aging out of the profession, I think. I've seen a few chiropractors who were closer to being…

I'm sorry, I just don't understand your comment. What is still bullshit and still hurts at 35? A break-up you've been through? How recent? Or is it hurtful bullshit that, at 35, people you'd like to date stay stuck on/can't get over some long-past relationship?

THIS. Bravo for the comment—and Bravo for the work and time you've put into yourself.

Why it's on Jezebel is beyond me. I also don't know why, exactly, that's an experience most women have had before, and that most women judge to be gross and violating, and that contributes to many women's ongoing general distrust of men because those shit ones don't have signs on their foreheads. But it is a fact…

*High-Five*

Short Version: About two years, Cognitive Behavior Therapy, and a strong network of friends and family. It really wasn't pretty, and I would die of shame if that period of time and that relationship and my approach to relationships at hat time defined me now, or if there was something about it that I missed. I…

Abortion in the first trimester legal in all states; however, some states have only one clinic. It's difficult for a lot of women to get all the money, sufficient time off work, sleeping/after care arrangements, and child care together in order to travel 200 miles or more to obtain an abortion.

Who dropped the ball and let this in here? If I wanted to hear this kind of whiny bullshit, I would go back in time to circa age 20, when my jackass ex-boyfriend would try to get me to have sex with him via "remember the good times/I have such tender feelings" overtures. Honestly, people with this kind of outlook…

There's also an entry where he refers to women as "opportunities," to sex as "landing" something, and describes the fact that he seems to regularly get rejected by women he approaches during his lonely moments, after having ignored them for weeks or months. And he is surprised that they don't want to hear from him.

THIS. And sometimes you dated a toxic person, or dated someone while you were unhealthy/toxic for some reason. If you want to become the kind of person and date the kinds of people who have healthy, functional relationships, you learn not to dwell on those past relationships, even if you do have positive feelings…

I wouldn't say *very* similar, but you should try a Vino Verde. More winey than Moscato, but still sweet and bright, and slightly bubbly. Also, try a Chenin Blanc.

I agree with the posters who've said to find out more about the nature of your sister's objection to your boyfriend staying over. I would also say that it might be time to start looking at alternative housing. If your boyfriend insists that he can pay for hotels in the meantime, then you're not in a hurry.

Some gak or slime would be good too. http://pinterest.com/nikki_coley/play-dough-gak-goop-slime-and-other-kid-friendly-p/

Let this "raised Baptist" agnostic reach across the doctrinal aisle and say I identify very much with this. I had several major let-downs in the form of learning what morally reprehensible hypocrites some of my church's leaders were, and eventually becoming totally turned off by the the whole hard-line,…

Getting a majority of both houses of Congress to agree about those definitions and conditions is honestly impossible in the current political climate, or any political climate in my lifetime. Support for women's bodily rights, at least among lawmakers, is NOT widespread or uncontroversial. It's shameful.

"[A]ssuming an actual case or controversy is brought before it," is the critical step though. I know that half a dozen organizations would file suit on behalf of women Plaintiffs within weeks of the passage of a fetal personhood law. As a practical matter, court-imposed delay in the enactment of new laws due to a…