That's how I read this and the Mother Jones piece, and I think that's a fairly realistic scenario, especially considering the proportion of rapes that happen within marriages and relationships where there's a likelihood of the rapist finding out about the pregnancy. The thing with new laws is that you CAN'T know what…

Don't you feed that fucking troll. Your body is YOURS. You get to keep your organs even after you die if you want to. You get to keep all your blood and never donate an ounce of it to anyone, and nobody can question it. It is YOUR decision whether or not having children is the right or wrong thing to have your…

I want to live inside that dream, and to RT your scandal Tweets!

The snappy pop beat and dog-whistle pitched vocals will help sell the idea to independents who make sadface about rape babies. Call the Romney/Ryan campaign headquarters—this one's a winner!

The other difference is you have to PAY to get into a club, unlike stepping out of the house or going to a bar or restaurant. I wish women would boycott them because without us, the dudes wouldn't go either. Anybody that wants me to pay to walk in the door better provide me with a reasonably safe environment. And I…

I definitely agree. And to be clear—I go out. I go to bars, I drink, I walk around at night in a college town, I was distance running for a while and didn't let being followed in a car by a strange, lewd man deter me from long solo runs (though that shit was SCARY). I pretty much do what I want and claim most…

Don't ever let anyone tell you what you're supposed to think. And good luck with being a shy person. I do know it's not easy. Your comment just read like you go look at that sight or something like it and think to yourself, "Haha, I am better than that whore." Which would not be a productive or constructive use of…

This is exactly my mindset. I have a bit of a "WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS????" reaction to some of this. To be alone and not in control of yourself is awful. To have people document it and then point and laugh at it is plain awful. How are these asshole photographers not moved to try to help? Let a bartender or…

+1000

I care a lot more about my safety and dignity than I do about your job. Keep the gropers off the dance floor, and people like me wouldn't find the club scene so abhorrent.

I go to bars and restaurants, and then usually have an after party where I dance with my pals. But I refuse to dance in clubs because there are apparently none in my area that care to keep out the gropers and grinders.

What on Earth is this comment?

THANK YOU. Yeah, there may be photos of both men and women, but comments don't suggest that the guy passed out with his pants down ought to get manhandled by a bear. Even the most promiscuous dudes don't get called "nasty" or "sluts" or told they deserve mistreatment. It's lines of commentary like those that are…

Never, ever will I regret growing the fuck up and deciding never to go to clubs again.

The tone-policing by male commenters is a new and highly annoying trend on Jezebel, especially considering the types of insults hurled full-force at women who comment on male-dominated websites. Give me my articles on gender, give me comments with brains and snark in equal measure. If you can't read sarcasm, or find…

One of my sister's childhood friends' neighbors was a rodeo clown, and he had a cage full of seriously hateful, rage-filled, screaming, poo-flinging monkeys. I have no idea the legality of that situation, the standard of care involved, it was likely all kinds of hell and wrong. Those monkeys haunt the shit out of…

I have now terrified myself with the thought of being haunted by the ghost of some weird rich lady's pet chimp that had to be shot because it got too big and dangerous in adulthood. Or the ghost of a lab ape. OMG.

OMG that scene is so gross!!! Her awful, long acrylic nail...

It's a shitty-looking chandelier identical to one that nobody wanted to get out of my great-aunt's house after she died because goddamn, it was hideous.

Lindy, I shake my fist at your evil genius! I was totally suckered into going to the Sheryl Crow link because I was all, "Holy shit, she broke some dude's hands????"