Monsanto owns most of the farms. The frats and sororities suck, but they pretty much do everywhere. And Col Reb has not been the mascot for several years. He has the same type of following as an MRA message board. Fringe, but loud.

Don't hate everything. Read more on NMisscommenter. He's sharp as a tack, has diverse interests, and is a self-described Yellow Dog Democrat.

I'm not totally sure what set off the whole chain of events, but it is a truly bizarre tale. More... http://nmisscommentor.com/oxford-ole-miss-community/photographing-feet-in-conway-arkansas-an-oxford-american-update/

Right? YOU should have a column in McSweeney's for a year!

Okay, but how much of it do you actually have to eat to cause damage? Is it like Olestra, where most people would have to eat an entire bag of Olean chips to get the dreaded anal leakage? Or is it like Fresca and SunnyD, where the amount of brominated vegetable oil in it is so miniscule, you'd have to drink a couple…

Oh, you have GOT to get your hands on some of the earlier stuff from the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Mr. Smirnoff apparently LOVES to talk. For more, see this blog. …

Deleting multiple post.

Ugh. Deleting multiple post

If YOU do not want children, then YOU insist on the condom so that the use of birth control is in YOUR control, and not just your partner's. Using a condom means you don't have to depend on your partner to fill her prescription on time and take it at the same time every day. Actually, using both should be preferable…

Looks like several people were bitten with the mystery-multi-post Kinja bug.

Looks like several people were bitten with the mystery-multi-post Kinja bug.

Love it! You should follow the other thread down to the Underground Lizard People In The Glass Cellar bit. I adore absurdity in the afternoon.

We dare not trust the very ground beneath our feet! Wait... has anybody ever REALLY gone over the identifying documents of the members of BP's Board? Or the people buying up fracking leases? THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE HERE! They've been inserted into powerful government and business positions for centuries, maintaining…

One day, mostly because of rampant misconstructions of internet comments, there will be a sarcasm font. Until that day, we are doomed to rely on context.

Oh, Courtney Shane is definitely out oppressing a helpless man somewhere. :D

I love that gif. And Lindy is totally an indoor windstorm of epic proportions!

Thank you for boiling it down! I thought it was translated from some Moon language, devoid of structure. So... good thing we were already complaining? I guess that's the point?

No need to be embarrassed. Post that gif as many times as it takes!

I think you have found the gaze of feminine contempt. Nothing like having someone look at you like you're short to make you feel SO SMALL. (Joannie!!!! TEACH ME!!!)

Ooh. I LIKE this comment. Very, very well put. Enough change has occurred for men to finally notice, and they are disturbed by the fact that the "I am man" autopilot doesn't get them where they've been told they could go. Suddenly, they find themselves without a map or a compass, headed to a destination they have…