Seems like a pretty big miss not releasing this around Halloween.  

Why the fuck do they keep thinking that anyone wants Fred Armisen to be in literally anything?

I’m perfectly fine with a South Asian Velma, and/or a lesbian/bi Velma (although, tbh, I always assumed Fred was the LGBTQ+ one of the gang), but I don’t really want an adult, gory, and sexy Scoobyverse show. Eh, I’m sure it’ll make a lot of other people happy.

I will also say that attacking the makers of another queer(ish) project is probably not a good idea.

This looks amazing! “Time for some season’s beatings.”

No, but only because they don't like anything. They don't even like themselves.

Do TV execs like TV?

Gonna be honest, I have yet to scratch a DVD or lose a disc, and I've definitely sat down to watch multiple movies on Netflix only to find that they've migrated to other services (or paid to rent movies on Amazon only for them to appear on subscription a few weeks later). Streaming is unreliable, in short. 

#girldad AKA “I’m not sexist! some of my closest children are female!”
with a touch of
“I’m not a homophobe, I’m not a toxic male! One time I let my daughter put a pink tiara in my hair! I’m sensitive as fuck.”

I know a man who claims his daughter made him a feminist. Yet, he wouldn’t vote for Hillary in 2016. Darn it all, he really really really wanted to vote for a woman, just not that woman. Leading up to 2020, I was asking him about all the Democratic women running for president. Unsurprisingly, he had a problem with…

Can we also get rid of the #GirlDad shit as well?

There was talk of the new one focusing on Dani’s kids, but I think part of the reason the human actors are out is down to the fact that Omri Katz no longer acts. So that takes Max off the board unless you recast. So then if you have Dani, you have to explain away Max. Bring Binx back and he loses his happy ending -…

It’s a fine family friendly Halloween movie. I am always surprised by the fact that I was actually theatrically ran as it feels like a made for TV movie

Before getting to the video, can we just address this one ourselves? See, movies aren’t real. A character can die in a movie and then appear in another movie.

I recall that Jackie dated Hyde and kind of forgot about Fez. But “classic” That 70s Show to me is when she was dating Kelso. I get why they went back to that dynamic (especially since the actors are married in real life) and honestly, I cannot imagine too many people getting up in arms about “canon” and what “should…

No notes, this sounds great. 

To be honest, I find this modern fascination with True Crime and serial killers to be quite noxious overall. Partly because of what Isbell says, that the proliferation of these stories are clearly influenced by people seeing the opportunity to make a lot of money off stories that aren’t owned by anyone(though morally…

Zero value in producing a show like this. Money grab and sensationalism at the expense of those still grappling with trauma. So glad he met his end in prison.

Apparently holding off on the sequel until “the time was right to recast” was unthinkable, I guess because Disney needs to keep printing money

Sure as hell feels like a burn, but I’m not sure how.