I like gators way more than I like the citizens of Florida

I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

One other thing that I think makes this movie stand out is that even though Warner is the bad romantic pairing and is clearly closer to a villain than most of the other characters Elle’s age, he still doesn’t make the worst possible decision at every possible time.

This movie was the first PG-13 movie I saw in theaters. It’s been near and dear to me always. As pointed out in this review, there’s a subversiveness under its gloss that, while it doesn’t directly acknowledge, is omnipresent throughout the movie.

There is suspension of disbelief and then there’s expecting an audience to root for Alec Baldwin over Joshua Jackson.

She pulls out every play in the fragile white girl handbook on this one. Racist freak out? Check. ‘Emotional Breakdown’ as soon as she realizes she’s being filmed? Check. That doesn’t work so she pretends to pass out? Check. That doesn’t work so she lashes out violently again? Check. Cops show up and she turns on the…

Man, I fucking hate it when people with different interests to me are catered to.  You win this time, 90s boy band fans.

Aging? We all age at the same rate - one day per day. Do you mean old? Joey Fatone is only 44. Is that considered old?

and that’s why you keep a blu ray player or buy digitally. 

I assume Gwen’s bridesmaids were all of Japanese descent and forbidden from speaking?

Kurt Cobain died from drugs and mental health, it’s a fucking disservice to him and all us addicts fighting every day to reduce his death to a woman who was also in the midst of her own battle.

Most fans don’t want this particular focus for a spinoff.

So, I have only seen a few random episodes of Supernatural, but according to fans, their dad never actually found out their mom was a demon hunter until after she died, when he picked up the trade, which kinda puts a crimp in the whole premise of the show.

For the love of god let the show die already! I don’t care about Sam and Dean’s shitty dad.

Regardless of our past, good and bad, and no matter how long ago it was

Just want to take a moment to appreciate Bill Hader’s Ed Burns impression. Incredible.

I really wish I wasn’t as put off by Patton Oswalt going so full tilt into a new marriage after his previous wife died, but it just feels not great. They were on the new Comedy bang bang  today and at one point Patton referred to his daughter as “our daughter” and I was just like... dude, you just married this lady,…

Yeah, I’ve always remembered the Becky and Darlene were with the opposite guys twist, as that along with Dan dying were incredibly frustrated. I also remember coming up with my own version of the finale after having watched the real thing: go back to the episode where Dan and Roseanne get high off their old marijuana…

If your favorite line is “Because I’m the parent and what I say, goes”, dead giveaway. It also makes you a total asshole.

So you’re fine giving your kid a negative label, but you bristle at having one applied to you? You might want to think about that one a bit.