I've *seen* the future, you know what it is. It's made by a 47 year-old virgin in gray pajamas soaking in a bubble bath, drinking a broccoli milkshake and thinking "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener" [while wearing a VR headset].

House(where the writer moves into his aunt's house after she hangs herself) was a strange film for me as a kid. It made me the man I am today.

6 Demon Bag? Terrific. What's in it, Egg?

Tom Savini should reprise his role as Blades the biker.

Roland is a gunslinger, not a cowboy. Learn the difference, city-dweller.

I'm pretty sure the last of those guys got the memo back in the 70s.