Of course he did. And now he's all better. Clearly.

I wonder how much of the impetus for his medical career was a desire to cut humans open to see how they work.

"Britain's answer to Seth MacFarlane."

Christallfuckingmighty. How is this guy not in a home? The fake badassery, the islamophobia, this campaign ad, AND HE THINKS JOSEPH, FROM THE BIBLE, BUILT THE PYRAMIDS AS GRAIN SILOS.

Maybe this is the backdoor pilot for that Vanessa Helsing series from Neil LaBute.

I can't imagine it would do any good at this point.

I noticed him too, but I want him to be the lone survivor of Vampire Junior High.

I actually liked this episode, at least more than I liked the last two. I have some of the same reservations as the rest of the folks here (Alex has almost no motivation to turn measles boy into a vampire, Chloe Sevigny makes some interesting acting choices, etc), but overall I thought this episode had a good energy…

You know, I had completely forgotten about Ghost Town, but you're right. That was a pretty decent movie, and he was fine in it.

I enjoyed The Office, but I can't stand him as a comedian or as a human being. I find him smug and glib and hollow.

A long, long time ago, I thought he was pretty funny.

Is there actually an audience for this? Other than very high children, that is.

I see three things wrong with that.

I'd pay Fleetwood Mac money to be in that audience.

It's kind of like Assad versus ISIS. It's a shame they can't both lose.

Dammit, I was working up a Stalingrad analogy…

Salo:120 Days of Preschool

Featuring Kevin James as the dice.

I'll give you 2 of those 3, and I'll add the apple cider donuts at Atkin's Farm in Hadley and The Raven used book store in Northampton. But that's it, no more exceptions!

Let's just agree to write off the whole of the 413. On a good day I would have exempted the Five College community, but this isn't a good day.