Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

uhh. thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works.

Interesting. How terribly out of character of him!

PRESS CHARGES. PLEASE!!!! PRESS CHARGES!

I care. I care so much.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

Incendiary leg sweepers.

uh how is sarcastically saying he hates flamingos (which obviously means he doesn’t hate flamingos) and telling people to stop eating the eggs somehow “belittle” the flamingo. what? if anything, he’s mocking the people that used to eat their eggs (which probably deserves its own criticism), not the flamingos.

99.9% of the time, if you don't break the law, the only interaction you'll ever have with the police is waving at them when they drive down your street.

So they said he might now have know he was even being chased?? Did the cop have his lights on? Did he ID himself over a loudspeaker??

You should really stop driving all Britishy.

This just in: Criminals make poor decisions, often lack common sense.

I already find this even more suspicious than most of the other cop shootings in recent years. If the guy was truly trying to evade them, then that might include heading in their general direction. But that could so easily be perceived as attempted murder, it would be hard to prove. I mean, technically anyone driving…

Look, I’m not saying that simple assault is acceptable, or that Jeremy didn’t cause Brexit. All I am saying is that repeated exposure in a work setting - multiple cases of sexual misconduct and sexual assault - is a Bad Thing. Such a Bad Thing that it makes the other Bad Thing seem less exceptional and more a…

Once again, I feel sorry for that other Chris Evans.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.