Something, something pickle relish.

Dammit. I was counting on you to explain it to me.

Nobody's going to miss Deathstroke.

Ooh. Slow down there, Big Sexy. We just met!

To be fair…cheese curds.

So do most people raised on smart-phone technology.

Until one can give oneself an orgasm with a wave of a hand, it isn't cool. It's just lazy.

Nailed it.

There's a telling moment in that clip, when Colbert first mentions Scaramucci and Baptiste starts the riff from "Bohemian Rhapsody" for a second as if he didn't even know the upcoming joke. As if he thought, "Oh, I got a great idea how I can be funny right here," and unprofessionally steps on the host's work.

Ozmodiar?

"We don't need no education." - Mark Twain

Xanderpuss has got a better one.

Seems like we should've outgrown it.

The Boy Scouts organization asked him weeks ago not to politicize this speech, and he agreed.

Do ya? Do ya just love it?
You might be a sociopath.

Um, any thoughts on the appropriateness of this subject for The Boy Scouts?
No? OK then.

They should digitally add facial hair. Full mustache, full beard. Then he should whip it around like that ridiculous ABC's Disney's Marvel's Inhumans shit.

We still have Boy Scouts. In 2017.

Sarcasm is hard to read on the internet.

Secede already, Texas. But, please leave us some queso.