The trailer really could've used a Phil Collins' drum break before dipping into some Wham! or shit. That's The '80s.

That's only looking at it from a nerdist perspective. There are many, many people who never bought a ticket for the geek bandwagon.

I had never heard of this, and now that I have, I think I hate The '80s even more than before.

(Already blew it on Roman Numeral lessons and high-style Russian hookers.)

Near. Far. Wherever you are.

I am just repeating the article's snark.

Nuh-uh! This is not DC. It was worth every frame. EVERY FRAME! This is a culmination of nothing less than a film-making collective the likes of which has never existed before. WORTH EVERY FRAME! THIS IS NOT DC!

You liked it so much, you can't even spell it right!

Of course he is. At the very least he's a "We gotta support da Prezzident" Republican.

Damn, Bro! Rippage! Leave some weight for the rest of us!

Dudes at Kinko's?

Fairly certain Stallone would be a Trump fan, so this will be a buddy story. Meet cute, sparring partners, fighting international crime (or Liberals). Something like that.

Muscle turns to sag.
He's probably got wrinkly man-boobs down to his four pack.
[Probably not. Citation needed.]

In 2017?

Um, Stallone didn't write CREED, did he? I imagine that's one of the big reasons it was well considered.

Grace Jones died on the way to her home planet?

"Since my defeat, I have done many things of which I am not proud. To pee on the bed is the one thing I will not do."

The BEST crazy. Bigly. Yuge.

Ooh! Lookit Mr. Humble-Brag right here!

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