I see what you did.

Common advertisements are spoilers now?

Nah. DC does a much better job with the animation. (KILLING JOKE excepted. Gawd, wotta turdburger!)

I like Newman's Own and Cousin Willie's.

You gotta get here pretty early on Sunday morning if you want to beat him to his own PREDATOR joke.

There are some microwave popcorns that are far-superior to the theater stuff at most places, which was kind of the very last thing tethering me to the Godzillaplex.

What some actors will do for art!

3D has never been more than a scam allowing them to scrub a few more bucks off the rubes. I've never ever been impressed by it.

I thought HOUR OF THE WOLF was fantastic, but I generally love all Bergman films. I found it really creepy, though, and it got under my skin.

Trench warfare is WWI, not WWII so much. And, the Germans were the bad guys in both, so that can be confusing.

He's not the boss o' you!

Psst. The Bride doesn't make her appearance until the very end.

The Stand-Ups streaming on Netflix. Five very funny half-hour comedy routines and Nikki Glaser. (She's episode five, and you should skip her.)

Surely someone, no?

I see the spider in that photo. Where's the man, though?

You're getting much too carried away with this little stunt of yours, sir.

It's been awhile, but I don't remember any slaves in the Clint Eastwood version, either. The story is what the story is.

America will survive because there's no other option. America will neither repair nor improve except by degrees that swing back and forth over time. And Americans will continue to refuse to admit the obvious, because they worry over phrases like "concede defeat."

"(R)eserves the right" is not "if / then."
How did you ever pass fifth grade reading comprehension?

Nope. It's been nearly 40 years, and we haven't recovered from Reagan. We just like to tell ourselves good news, ignoring all evidence to the contrary.