The rationale for the vanishing visitor’s log was given as ‘it saves the taxpayers $17,500.’

Oh god, no. You don’t know my friends.

You people are going to Hel for these Asgardian puns.

You must be, because there are four people behind the IP address that I’m posting this from.

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war.

Oh, oh my god. You’ve convinced me, anonymous internet commenter! You have changed my mind with your comment, the ‘logic’ that I have only heard about a thousand times over the past few decades of my life. But you, you were the one to finally break through. I am no longer a liberal, no longer someone who cares about…

You are unilaterally deciding that this is a suicide out of “concern” for her family. The family has other things to do than read Jezebel right now, I guarantee you. If people here want to discuss how this might not be a suicide and how pressure should be kept up on the authorities - not the family, the authorities -…

Honestly, it’s the rare, rare comic that stays funny throughout their career, to the end. Even Carlin, whom I love, turned into a cranky old man who did little more than bitch about things he didn’t like (and not very well) on his last album or two. At some point, you just run out of steam, or you lose your edge, or…

It’s a suicide

Good luck. There are millions of people who currently use YouTube, and millions more who want to. And every day, another batch of people comes of age who wants to do it, too.

That’s amazing. Thanks.

You couldn’t pay me to actually watch, so I have to ask... did they really run it without commercials? I figured they’d still run with what few advertisers they have left. Surely there’s one or two that haven’t jumped ship yet.

“This young man never had a bummer, in some thirty-three [LSD] trips. Every one of them was a delight. He only needed to snap his fingers and down he came, anytime. But on Voyage 34 he finally met himself coming down an up staircase and the encounter was crushing.”

Everyone is a “law abiding” gun owner until the first time they use it to commit a crime, asshole. Story after story comes out about people with no criminal record, perfect “law abiding” gun owners, who decide one day to murder someone. Usually a spouse. Usually a woman.

You do realize that if the gun was harder (emphasis on harder, not impossible) to obtain, the killer would have just used a knife, right?

Read the first few pages of the Bulletproof Diet book on Amazon just now. He lost me at “toxins”. Best advice I ever got, avoid anyone who believes in “toxins”. Makes it real easy to avoid scams.

Because I was using a colloquial term for “inferior” or “improvised” without thinking about the cultural insensitivity of it. You’re right, DIY is more appropriate. I’d edit, but Kinja won’t let me.

The fuck does the Gawker lawsuit have to do with this? You’re either suggesting you deserve one for “mercilessly mocking Trump” or you just needed another excuse to remind everyone how butthurt you are that someone had the money to fund a winning lawsuit against you.

Doug Stanhope comes to mind.

Because “ghetto” is slang for the cheap, homemade version of something - you know, like people who live in the ghetto have to do because they’re poor. And “Bear with me” up there is the kind of asshole who didn’t get the memo that referring to things as “ghetto” is dehumanizing and insulting to the people who live in…