The fuck does the Gawker lawsuit have to do with this? You’re either suggesting you deserve one for “mercilessly mocking Trump” or you just needed another excuse to remind everyone how butthurt you are that someone had the money to fund a winning lawsuit against you.

Doug Stanhope comes to mind.

Because “ghetto” is slang for the cheap, homemade version of something - you know, like people who live in the ghetto have to do because they’re poor. And “Bear with me” up there is the kind of asshole who didn’t get the memo that referring to things as “ghetto” is dehumanizing and insulting to the people who live in…

The dying shopping mall... depends entirely on where you live. Ours is not just not-dying, it’s actually thriving. It literally, not figuratively, just doubled in size and added a brand new dine-in movie theater. The entire complex is just massive now.

A nice proper costume instead of ridiculous armor. Good.

The truth is that governments bail out airlines...

If I am at a bar or business, minding my own business or executing a transaction of some sort, and especially if I paid hundreds of dollars to walk in the door, you bet your ass they’d be a “hired goon squad”.

Giving gov’t more power has never worked to make people safer.

Yeah, that’s what’ll help. Crossfire. From “minimally trained” people.

Fuck you. There are 7 billion people on this planet. These stories are terrible, but they don’t even represent a fraction of a fraction of a sliver of humanity.

Why do it in a school? If I had to make a fairly educated guess, I’d say it’s because he gets the Two-Fer. He gets to take out his rage (or whatever’s driving him) on his target, and he gets to be famous afterward. Not that he’ll get to experience the fame, but as soon as we get more details, we’ll all know his name.…

That’s some horribly judgey, unsympathetic BS to say suicide is a selfish act.

Sadly, I suspect that access to guns or not, this crime would have happened. The shooter would just be referred to as the stabber.

Fake news. Everyone knows that all the school shootings stopped once the black dude was kicked out of the white house.

this legging incident still being talked about like these poor innocent girls is complete garbage.

While there are glimpses of the characters fighting and having orgies and generally enjoying the community formed when seven other people take up residence in your head...

What, do you own stock in United or something? Why so butthurt over the idea of people getting angry about the treatment of our fellow citizens?

There was a time in this country where as long as you were willing to pay a few dollars, you had the right to own a human being.

There was one joke in the whole thing.

United does suck in general. I have flown them exactly once in my adult life, and they routed me from Albuquerque to Boston via three different connections (which I wasn’t expecting, they just sprung that shit on me day-of) AND they lost my luggage on the way - surprise, surprise.