That’s Kenny Baker. When he’s not inside R2-D2, he’s inside random dryers in laundromats.

Go buy a monster truck for the morning commute?

It’s not just celebrities, either. Being uneducated in a field, whether you’re a celebrity or not, makes you unqualified. My father-in-law has been retired for about ten years. For the last nine, he’s been “studying” climate change. And by “studying” I mean he’s been reading websites and looking at publicly available…

The CEO/majority shareholder is convinced that the way to success is through memberships and loyalty programs.

Did they recently hire ex-Fox executives? That would explain it.

We’re not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore.

That’s 41 things that aren’t Netflix originals arriving this month, and 25 that are.

Really, there’s only one thing you need to do.

I’ve been doing this for quite a while, and I love it. I actually get irritated when my daughter steals my earbuds out of my car and I get there without realizing it.

Okay, but might I point out something?

the wall will be 30 feet tall, sunk at least six feet into the ground and include 25 and 50 foot automated gates for pedestrians and vehicles. An initial proposal called for the wall to be made of solid concrete, though the request was later amended to include a potential see-through structure for “situational…

According to Wikipedia, he’s 26 years old. Still trying to figure out why this child’s opinions are being taken seriously by anyone. I get why people are fighting him and his opinions - because he’s a public figure (for some fucking reason) - but what baffles me is why anyone would look at this kid and take him…

Saint Marc is located in a brand new upscale retail and dining plaza called Pacific City and offers customers the option of ordering off an iPad

Well there’s only one clear solution now that the rocks have failed to keep a car off their property.

Because I’m a very busy fellow (and not at all because I’m forgetful) I didn’t start my home curing until this past Tuesday. I’m doing a full 10-day soak followed by 48 hours in the bath, so I won’t get to eat it until a week from now.

Fuck, that’s it. I’m buying an electric car. Gas stations are no longer safe from rogue Uber drivers.

The jar is sticky for some reason.

As long as scalping is legal - and that includes StubHub, which is absolutely scalping - then none of this matters. The only thing that stops scalping is outlawing the resale of tickets above face value. Period. Figure out the technical methods of enforcement later (and there are several ways) but until you outlaw…

You ever read X-Men comics? There was one famous storyline in the 90's where someone tried to come up with a cure for mutants. Same exact premise you’re talking about with the deaf. And same predictable result - the mutants (the ones that were passable in human society at least, the ones that had their shit together)…

That’s true.