I am 66 years of age. When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

There are right ways to handle a heckler and wrong ways to handle a heckler. This was not the right way.

This is a thing?

I still can’t believe there’s not an iPhone-compatible version of this yet.

I still can’t believe there’s not an iPhone-compatible version of this yet.

A lot of us don’t. A lot of us are quite happy to say, out loud, that patriotism, nationalism and things like that, are super fucked up. It’s one thing to be happy with where you’re living, it’s quite another to feel pride. It’s yet another to feel pride to the degree that you start feeling superior to other nations.

What if an asteroid fell on the whole town while all that was going on and fucking killed everyone? Man, talk about grieving families. Better get started on asteroid defense. Can’t take chances with our boys in blue.

They are cops investigating a kidnapping

Yes, you are. You missed my entire point. I even said I’m nothing special. Take my words at face value: that’s my entire point. People shouldn’t be trying to read between the lines, shouldn’t be trying to get into peoples’ heads based on what they read online.

Yes! Exactly! lol

That’s entirely possible.

I consider the use of lowercase to be a mark of informality, much like using slang, and only use it with friends and family. And then, only when dashing off quick messages or one-liners. If I’m writing an email to my sister, with a couple of paragraphs, I’ll properly capitalize, but if I’m texting, “what time will you…

My father-in-law used to get on my case about “no problem”. He said it was passive-aggressive or some such bullshit. I tried to watch myself around him while my wife and I were still newly married, but after 15 years, it’s “no problem” all the way.

It took me years to break ellipses habit. I still use them... occasionally. When I want the reader to slow down and take in the next word. Like how ‘occasionally’ has a bit of a different meaning in that sentence. There’s a bit of a sarcastic or ironic connotation to it beyond the literal meaning.

The last paragraph of this is my whole life. I DONT READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES, AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU (at least when you’re texting me).

You know how they say if a headline asks a question, the answer is always no?

He’s white and gold.

Kyle Shanahan and San Fransisco fucking deserve each other. Christ.

I was going to post this as well. As a programmer, I never throw away anything. It’s not so much about taking trips down memory lane later on, but because you never know what might come in handy. My habit of saving everything has actually saved my butt a couple of times.

I’m not saying there was zero skill involved, but Edelman had more “right place, right time” than Jones did. Both involved skill, both involved luck - as all catches do. But the balance was tilted far more toward luck than skill on Edelman’s than on Jones’.

Disagree. Edelman got lucky that the ball bounced off the defender’s leg instead of the ground. Jones’ catch was pure athleticism.