countdrunkula
CountDrunkula
countdrunkula

Fun Fact: If he drives in reverse, it makes gasoline!

It’s a crappy Mr. Fusion basically

Thank you for not making this a slideshow!

“Thank you for the compliment and the free water bottle. These aren’t the droids I’m looking for. Move along.”

me? never. I’ve been shaving my head since 1998.

You left out the best one - mow the leaves with a mulching lawn mower and let them fertilize your lawn.

If only there was a system...an engine for searching perhaps, where one could research the manufacturer and model number of a device, and be presented with information on what that device is. Perhaps be provided a direct link to information from the manufacturer themselves!

So Tesla’s Autopilot must be an excellent driver as it bowls children right over. And if it misses one out of ten children, the next Tesla to come along can pick up the spare.

It’s just incredibly sad and depressing that you even need to publish an article like this.

Oh Jesus, well this is going to be a fun topic to reengage with regularly until a few of those old bastards on the Supreme Court shuffle off.

I watched it so you don’t have to:

1) Being cold doesn’t make you catch cold, nor does going out with wet hair, but being cold has been linked to weakening you immune system and making you more susceptible to illness

2) There’s not scientific backing for the “Five Second Rule”, but you’re still probably okay if your

Not watching a video.

I put a white box over the text, then type something over that, then pixelate that.

Isn’t there another Hanks son that is actually good at being a person? Pretty sure Colin doesn’t whine like Chet does.

The Accord was 5 times the bigger dick though. The guy on the dashcam was rooting against the Accord which tell me this guy was darting in and out of traffic like a maniac before that video starts.

Only one of them engaged in behavior that could easily have killed someone. There are words stronger than asshole for that.

Really amazed at the “both-sides-ism” here.

Karma yo!

While I understand that when that comes out it isn’t her fault, I don’t think young kids can grasp that in the same way.”

I have been living with my spouse for 15 years, and she has battled depression and anxiety for all of that time. She has always been in treatment, and the severity ebbs and flows. I understand that it isn’t her fault, and that what she is going through is much tougher than anything I do. That said, mental illness can