Texas? The truck was probably taking women out of state for abortions, and the facists just HAD to stop their slaves under overreaching laws that treat women like their runaway property before the Civil War.

Do not, do not, do not DO ANYTHING just because a TikTok told you to (or because you got that information from ANYBODY that you found through TikTok).

Shouldn’t this have been part of Evil Week???

TL:DR but my vote for worst cover ever is whoever did that crap ‘Please Don’t Go” remix.

Fish at Thanksgiving? Hard pass on the RSVP.

Lara Croft is getting older and not as perky as she used to be.  We need more of these “skin-breathers” who breathe mostly through their boobs.  Right???

I just microwaved a donut and sat down to read this article.  It works, no problems, fake news.

I do this for everyone I meet from dating sites, and I’m a guy.

Also, my prescription eye drops were recalled due to the company firing their entire QC department and not being able to guarantee their safety.  I think this was in July.

The best antenna is always the old fashioned rooftop antenna.  An amplifier on that might help, but if you’re near a ham radio operator, two-way radio system, or worse yet an illegal CB operator - you may have intermittent signal loss when they transmit due to ZERO filtering in those TV amplifiers.  And don’t be…

Toyota, Toyoda - Tomato, Potato...

Reason #1 to buy smart appliances:  If you get caught surfing fetish porn, you can blame it on your refrigerator.  Of course, if it continuously reports it’s leaking Freon, you KNOW it’s surfing fetish porn.

Do I want a 900 mile full-driving-day EV?  HELL YEAH!!!  It’s perfect for cross country trips, where my single-day driving record is 880 miles.  Even better, a plug in hybrid with a 300 mile battery only range.  Now we’re getting somewhere towards meeting those draconian no-gas-only bans they’re trying to kill our…

My parents raised an autonomous kid (like I ever gave them a choice!) but had missteps as I grew older.  They limited access to cooking and laundry, leaving gaps I had to fill quickly when I moved out. 

I have a generator stand from RockTheBike. I have it connected to the battery bank that runs my ham radio equipment through a charging/monitoring panel. Sure, it’s negligible compared to the solar panels - but anything is more productive than a boring workout that generates nothing, and it cost less than that exercise…

Don’t give me this “gas prices vs. inflation” misleading crap.

$80k for a truck? They deserve to go under. Good riddance.

“This is only a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to hoard toilet paper...”

After losing my wife when I was 57 and being on OurTime for a few years, I can tell you that senior dating is even more fucked up than dating at 19.  And no, I’m not cut out for this rich guy dating shit.  Seems like the only alternative is redneck dating, which is a piss pool.  This is why I retired from dating.

I grew up in Philly.  I believe it.  Surprised it’s not happening at gunpoint.