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Metal Gear breaks the fourth wall when a certain someone tells you to turn off your system. I think it can handle it just fine.

My favorite part of "I'm A Good Person" was Rebecca's spin into the bar where she whips that mic out of nowhere. I also enjoyed the end where she forces the rest of the bar to dance along with her while she brandishes the knife. Desperate Rebecca songs are so hilarious.

I really didn't think I could be more of a Stephen fanboy, and I somehow still like him more and more each episode. He is getting such a strange edit. On the one hand, he's getting the complete buffoon edit. He's bad at challenges. He can't use an axe. But on the other hand he's getting the strategic mastermind edit.

Definitely not Lunch Lady Denise

He's coming too? Roger that.

The desperation in the lyrics to "I Have Friends" made the song for me. Also it's super catchy.

I find it funny that this was a very predictable episode for a rather unpredictable blindside. I don't think anyone would have been able to guess that Monica got blindsided by her own alliance in the premerge for being "a threat" (I'm using that term loosely).

Ouch. I think my favorite line might be "paced with the excitement of someone looking for their keys."

Sure, Joe can get to the end. He just has to pull off an Immunity run with an idol in his pocket postmerge just like Mike did last year. As we've seen, it's definitely not impossible, but Joe has way more capable IC threats to go up against.

I am such a huge Sophie fan. My favorite moment of hers was ordering Albert to help her with her house of cards and Probst getting mad. I feel like that's totally something I would do. I also really enjoy every time she and Rob talk strategy on RHAP because she's so articulate.

CBS is so lucky people aren't dying in these blindfold challenges. Kelly Remington got that head injury last season and now this one looked like it could have seriously injured a ton of people. It's crazy that a puzzle could be almost as violent and with as high of a risk of injury as Smergrenbrawl. Seriously, fuck

Man, Major's story continues to be devastating. As much as I am loving his descent into despair, I am also so thoroughly enjoying human Blaine's evil machinations. David Anders is having so much fun and is killing it as Blaine. The scene with him and his dad was so great. I cannot heap enough praise on this show.

As long as we keep getting more fresh faces to funnel into The Challenge, I'll continue to support the show by catching bits and pieces before a new episode of The Challenge.

And then little Molly agrees with him. I definitely cracked a smile.

I was pleasantly surprised by the pilot. I really enjoyed the episode and laughed quite a lot. Rachel Bloom was fanastic and I can't wait to see more from her. I'm really hoping this show is much better than Smash ended up being (which isn't too high of a bar).

My favorite little moment of the episode was Lou Solverson very briefly hesitating over the word "ejaculated" and subtly panicking as he continues to read to Molly.

Landrys gonna Landry

I liked Remnants a lot, and I wish it had gone on longer. There was a lot of interesting stuff to explore. Violet's worm power really grossed me out as a kid. There were some pretty good villains too, I thought, like 2Face and the President's asshole son. Not to mention the evil alien spaceship baby.

I actually think Kelley was unlucky that she was stuck on the same beach because she lost out on the chance to go find another idol.

Agreed. Stephen's in trouble and his edit took a nosedive. He went from bumbling underdog to bumbling overconfident nerd. Stephen talking about finding the idol while Jeremy actually found the idol was a huge red flag for me.