"I'm actually pretty much obsessed with etiquette..." except I intentionally bump people to wake them up after we have minor disagreements.
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They should retitle this Here's What It Feels Like to Be a Hungover Asshole on a Plane
So you jarred his foot with your backpack when he fell asleep on purpose? Please explain how that is the airline's fault for making seats smaller or the world's fault for judging you for your size. Sounds like you are just an angry person who doesn't deal well with others.
I tried to eat about 1.5-2 grams of weed when we got pulled over following a brief but very high speed chase my friend unwittingly took me on when I was 16. I spilled some of it on my fleece and the cop asked me what it was, to which I drunkenly replied "looks like dirt to me sir" and laughed. This began my long and…
Pretty sure it was all three. God damn savages.
Can someone get Will Leitch stoned before he watches his next movie so he enjoys himself for once?
Because the people that live there are a bunch of savages that threw batteries at Santa Claus.
I was referring to the cost of importing the goods and the potential of effects of hyperinflation and rapid currency devaluation on that process.
How does Africa stand in the way of that? Cheap labor doesn't mean much when your currency is so worthless people are burning it to stay warm. You still have to ship the goods.
- They dump all our debt on the open market at the same time, and in exchange for selling it at a severely discounted rate instantaneously destroy the dollar, the American equities and by extension the world equities market.
I haven't laughed this hard in a week. Thank you.
Take your fuckin bloody vagina back to Jezebel. She's a terrible driver, period. When you suck at your job and are also a famous celebrity sometimes people will make fun of you. Welcome to the world.
I take it you've never played sports competitively or been in the military. That's actually pretty tame compared to some things I've heard said amongst friends.
I'm surprised this could go on in a pro sports locker room in Florida. I know how Gilbert Arenas would have handled that shit.
Bro is the new dude. As I steadily turn into one of the olds I am slightly baffled by bro but it seeped into my lexicon in law school, where a lot of my colleagues were much younger than I am and used it constantly. Excitement: "bro!" [fist pump]. Judgment: "really bro?" [dirty look] Reuniting old friends: "broooooo"…
I still use rad, but sparingly as I see it as having a specific connotation. Like if something great yet completely unexpected happens: "so we were just walkin down the street drunk and this guy gave us free concert tickets, it was fuckin rad!"
If you are wearing another team's Jersey at an away game, openly admitting you root for murderers might not be a bad call. This guy doesn't look too tough but if I saw some huge lunatic looking motherfucker wearing a Hernandez jersey I wouldn't wanna fuck with him.
It's nice to see the "we are justified in our opinion because we win" argument from a bunch of inbred hicks who constantly vilify the Yankees. Go make some shitty beer you fuckin troglodytes.
Venezuela is a good example of socialism at work: rampant inflation, rampant corruption and an elite government connected ruling class. Basically what every Che Guevara t-shirt wearing Gawker commenter complains about capitalism but more protracted negatives and without any of its benefits.