I laughed so hard at this, but only because of the “eventually” as if it’s something that grows until you die. lol

Now we know: Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.

He should be named Jon Salami, amirite everyone?

Jon Hamm is the patron saint of mid-30s unemployed male alcoholics sleeping on friend’s couches everywhere: eventually, if you have a massive dick, everything will be fine.

Didn’t read the article, but why does John Hamm have a can of Pringles stashed in his pants?

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.

Smart people are smart enough to know when they’re in over their head and should remain quiet.

She utterly destroyed Ted Cruz, which was satisfying to watch. Evidently Harvard Law and Princeton can’t teach their students common sense.

A few finals pics of the trip I took to Turkey/Morocco:

you don’t have to block him. simply hit ‘timeline review’ in your settings and don’t approve his posts.

He doesn’t respect your boundaries, so block him. He’s your ex, you don’t owe him anything.

Yeah i spent most of my life with no friends till I joined the Marines which made me several friends and I know the feeling dreading that they might realize that you suck and they won’t like you anymore it’s a real bitch. 

I think I forgot how to relax! That sounds perfect.

Medicating my anxiety eliminated my stomach problems, but I still can’t swallow properly. I feel your pain.

My garden post got lost in the greys, but we didn’t have much luck this week—just havoc and destruction from the squirrels.

Craft Thread!

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

Is this from the Guy Fieri Kids line? Flavor Town Tyke?