I’m not doing anything. I was off most of this week and already did my partying this week. I know at least two neighbors will be doing major fireworks things, but I’m thinking I might just give myself a mani/pedi, take a cool shower with my new awesome smelling body wash, facial and watch a movie.

I do not have plans because I am single and all my friends are coupled. So I am the extra wheel, which I didn’t want to be. I am at home drinking wine and Jezebel-ing.

Because no one has such fragile relationships that not wasting time with nonsense pleasantries fractures them. I am against all such things. Like people that come into the office and say good morning. Work together 250 days a year for thousands of hours and years on end. Don’t need to announce your existence where…

I’m not american, but since this is your holiday and all, i thought it fitting to ask you people a question about your country.

Skip: Chestnut didn’t bring A game. Too complacent. Thought he could show up & and win. Lost clutch gene this year. Stonie is new dog in town.

Same.

My best friend had stage three lymphoma and had to do chemo. One of his idiot friends tried to tell him to quit chemo and drink apple cider vinegar all day instead. I wanted to kill that fucking moron just for being so stupid. BTW the chemo worked and he’s been cancer-free for five years now.

Wow, I also stopped when she got to the “science box.” I couldn’t take it anymore.

techinically speaking pathological lying is a symptom, not a separate disorder. It’s one of the possible indicators of psychopathy, but it’s also found in a bunch of other disorders. Basically psychopathy is all of the criteria for sociopaths, but additionally psychopaths have a delusional belief system (though they…

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…

Couldn’t Rachael Dolezal’s interview have been like this?

At least we HOPE it’s a lizard!

Oh god I miss my cat so much. He was such an asshole.

It’s all about the smug cat squint. That is a self satisfied smirk.

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Body-shaming in general is just the worst, but at your own brother? In a public forum? That’s so strange to me.

That was a PR-crafted thing to say. Brody is not that coherent or self-aware. Go back to hating.

So is there something wrong with me? Because i’m actually agreeing with what Brody Jenner is saying and thinking he came off as a likable guy in this interview. Please tell me he dresses his kittens in Nazi uniforms or something like that so I can go back to hating the guy and the universe can resume normal order.

Can’t her boobs just predict her chances of getting pregnant?

You forgot to mention that half the Starlight girls were unbelievable a-holes which is why she had so much trouble with them. Especially that Ba-Nee. Jerrica almost gets herself killed repeatedly on a movie set so she can get you $500,000 lasik surgery so you don't go blind and all you whine about for 3 years is how…