When my Bernie Bro ex cheated on me, I threw down $5 and penned his name, address, email - any personal info I knew - for the Trump campaign.

Thank you! The day after Thanksgiving, I begin planning my estrangement from my mentally ill mother and my vicious borderline sister. I’m excited to not have them ruining my holidays and I’m very excited to begin new traditions of this year.

Your grammar is weirdly specific. Me thinks you doth protest too much.

Thank you. I just did this today and although I have anxiety they’re going to hunt me next weekend, i’ve never felt freer.

I just made a break from my horrifically toxic mom and sis, so I understand the anxiety.

I think she can be heartbroken. You can be heartbroken when you’re betrayed, and I’m guessing there’s a lot of disappointment there. It’s hard to learn someone you spend so much time with and root for is a dick.

Yeah. So she really needs to shut the everloving fuck up.

Am I inaccurately remembering that Lena sexually abused someone herself and should probably have stfu a long time ago?

Keep working with her support teams. Is she still going to reg high school? I hope your admin team is supportive. I know when parents call or visit me with situations where I can help, I always try to make sure I can confidentially update the teachers and let them know what’s up.

All the stars for the Manboobs. Love your kid.

I am so proud of you!!!

There are 19 other people in the world who have as bad running music taste as I do.

Yeah - the Fenway crowd was TAME!

Her eyebrows are a crime in that photo btw.

He would have to have some sort of sense of emotion or feeling, and I ain’t seeing that.

At the risk of the wrath of JLo -I look younger in blurry photos too.

If you’re interested in gaining weight in a healthy way, I would suggest IIFYM. I’ve been doing it for a year and I lost 70 pounds on it - but the “bulking” (which is technically designed for gaining muscle because you should be exercising something) method at the lightest probably wouldn’t freak me out.

Bless your judgement.

Buuuuut Gin and Tonic has quinine in it, which is a sulfate, which is the same sulfate found in wine. So unless you want to suck on Benedryl for a week like I did, don’t.

I have a dumb question and then a whine: