Yeah, unfortunately it’s super popular with the teens. They mix it with vodka, sprite, and candy to make concoctions (see: sizzurp or lein).

Last year on 7/4, my ex cheated on me and set July into a tailspin. The girl he cheated on me with is moving in to his place this weekend.

I got a new job (and a promotion)! Finally! and I only have 4 more days at the old one, which is just me tying up loose ends because my boss is on vacay.

So, what you’re saying is, it makes perfect sense that someone like Trump would sell goods here? Because that’s what I’m hearing.

Half-Mexican here (only look it when the sun is out): if I need help, I better be dead or dying and even then, most of the people at Best Buy will ignore me. If I actually pick up a product, I’m instantly suspicious.

Yeah, but 6k x $500 a person - that’s a lot of unaccounted for money.

Totally off topic - but I got the job! I gave my letter today! :) thanks for the positive thoughts!

Bertuccis

and as a Mexican size 14, I would want to buy that outfit because it looks good on someone with a build that isn’t a size 4. I’m not stupid - size 4 won’t look good on me - but I can relate to her.

I had that job - I was the “college essay whisperer” because back then, I was an English teacher. And I would be so plainly open with the kids. “You sound vapid and lame. I don’t want to sit here with you, so write this again and write it like you have a soul.”

.... toddlers aren’t this cute

I’m from Boston and I can’t stand any of the Wahlburgs. In fact, I blame them for my inability to date any man from Massachusetts because after the age of 35,they all start looking like Donnie and taw kin’ like Mahhhk....

#noteverymasshole

I don’t want to be the Debbie Downer, but if a gator is really craving a kiddo, that fence is not gonna stop him from a chew and screw.

This is ok! My last boy didn’t make a move until date four, and I thought there was something wrong with me. The kiss was awesome and he was a great guy. It’ll happen!

Hey, I’m feeling connected, which is just as bad. Khloe helping her addicted, mentally unstable ex while wanting to heal herself is something I can connect to. So, as much as I hate to say this, I hope that other women who [have to listen to] or [enjoy] or [roll eyes at] KUWTK let her strength and resolve be part of…

... you clearly haven't met my trainer.

I was more commenting on the tone of his shitty comment than on the person.

“Some people are like, I want to go to Haiti, and I want to go to Thailand, and I want to get orphans, and I want to get prostitutes off the street. I realized that my heart was to help beautiful people. This is my mission.”

.... she wears corsets, heels, and outfits that strain her body. I’m having a hard time feeling sorry for that.