I would eat a bag of croutons. No lie.

It's not the grossest thing.

No, because I can't watch him. I didn't even know he was still participating in anything more than his blog. I just recall him saying things that were incredibly offensive, so now, even if it wasn't meant to be offensive, it was probably deemed offensive because it came from he who was so offensive. That's most likely…

... or how about we don't tolerate a rape threat? So much for his maturing and growing out of his bullying behavior. Sounds like he's still trying to hold onto his 30 seconds of fame.

Can you matriculate courses? In some programs in my area, you can sign up for three courses and prove your way into the program by attaining good grades and a recommendation from your professors.

Damn it! You beat me to it.

I'm so sensitive, I'm afraid reading this article may trigger a UTI.

A thousand stars yes. Avid hockey family (my grandfather used to walk to the Garden in snow storms for games) so my mother and I text a solid "Fuck Jack" to each other right before Renee takes the ice.

If you think she's a crazy mom now, wait 'til the kid has a wedding! You'll see some crazy RSVP invoices. Maybe on matching invitation paper. :)

Yeah. He has two, but I would bet that one of them is really small or really misshapen and he needs to write because he "might be reinventing himself and making up a history that makes his life sound more awesome or extreme than it is in order to combat those feelings. And like many of us who try to do that, he goes…

My story went the same way, just a little meaner! My sister got engaged, and we made it to the dress shopping point. She turned to me and said "You need to drop 40 pounds if you think you're going to be my MOH." And I said "I'm out. Never mind."

Ready? My family is Mexican, so I totally know better. But making my boyfriend homemade jalepeño poppers (because the fresh cheeses are amazing!) I forgot what I was doing (you know, slicing spicy peppers and sliding out the violent seeds) and I rubbed my contact.

"E-list" - you're being incredibly lenient with that.

For me, no, because I can see how it can be accompanied with a lesson (what if it's to create goal charts on the wall?). But I do know parents who do not want their child's photo taken for whatever reason - I can think of two who were afraid of being found. One was an abused family who moved away from the abuser and…

" Authorities found images of "children at school, dated Aug. 25 through 26, 2014" though it's not clear whether these images are illegal."

I can absolutely relate to the nightmare of security for both the students and the artist in a public school.

But the cream cheese ... banana bread ....

We can give her a quick grammar lesson: Your friends don't care because you're an asshat.

How's this for hopeful? I'm an educator, and I'm hoping that her late arrival on the topic may inspire some to pay attention to something other than her lipstick or whatever it is she shills. I shudder when I think of the influence she has on the students where I work - but maybe her epiphany will help them have a…