Keep showing close ups of the taillights, headlights, etc. (Just as Acura has been doing) because when you see the thing in its entirety it’s a mess. WTF is going on with the lower front bumper? The straight, diagonal bone line down the side is amateurish at best. They painted it bright yellow to distract from the…

Maybe not in the field you chose to specialize in... but all those other areas? Really?

The only bright spot is that fascist “governments” never last.

The second Joe Rogan sticks a cantaloupe up his ass launches it out and handles the next 2 to 5 months with out any help I'll give a shit about his opinion on paternity leave. 

*Go Away, Troll.*

Thank you for this viewpoint! I read the piece and found myself comparing Dorland to the “Dorlands” I’ve known...who humblebrag things at seemingly strange times or don’t seem to understand that “1-2-3 back to me” gets old quick (examples from the NYTs piece that made me think of people I specifically knew, not so…

Dems are gonna get slaughtered next year huh

Because you’re asshole Texans looking to own the libs by doing something stupid and violent?

You have to remember that the governor doesn’t consider those frat bros rapists unless they kidnapped a stranger off the street and forcibly raped them at gunpoint or knifepoint. Anything other than that is just “boys being boys”, not rape, so no exception for those cases in Texas.

I mean, they aren’t wrong. It’s been like 4 hours since I last ate and I’m fucking jonesing.

Well, obviously you are the exact target market for a $200k Porsche....

I expect the gaudiest things possible in the Escalade. I am not disappointed.

It is amazing how many articles there are on Jalopnik that exist just to bash Tesla, but with the porsche you go out of your way to defend it.

Hate the truck, but where I live, a S-10 with half the cylinders, three times the miles, and 100x the rust is $4500, so $3800 for this is a NP.   Get a wrap or a couple cans of spray paint after removing a spoiler or two.   OR, get the biggest Mexican flag you can find and fly it from the bed just to really confuse…

The Jon Stewart Daily show bit after the meteor was one of the best times I remember Stewart really breaking. Fond memory that.

I have an unhealthy thing for 928's so it was an easy click for me.  

This. Google “2008 M3 Service Schedule” I guarantee the first hit is a link to a PDF on the BMW USA website...

Doesn’t current Mercedes S have this?

The last two years I’ve done ten-point lists with more incremental goals and it’s been way more successful than one big goal to focus on. Plus if something’s an obvious bust in January or February you can always sub something else in.

I happen to hold a vague but possibly law-upholding trademark claim to the made-up word “Vaxxed.” As a supportive member of society I threw that word on a bunch of baby jumpers in an online store that I created about 2 years ago for fun.