You have to remember that the governor doesn’t consider those frat bros rapists unless they kidnapped a stranger off the street and forcibly raped them at gunpoint or knifepoint. Anything other than that is just “boys being boys”, not rape, so no exception for those cases in Texas.

242 covid-19-related deaths were reported daily in the state. [...] the third-highest rate of deaths per 100,000 people, after Louisiana and Mississippi. Florida schools have been open since August 11th

I mean, they aren’t wrong. It’s been like 4 hours since I last ate and I’m fucking jonesing.

Well, obviously you are the exact target market for a $200k Porsche....

I expect the gaudiest things possible in the Escalade. I am not disappointed.

It is amazing how many articles there are on Jalopnik that exist just to bash Tesla, but with the porsche you go out of your way to defend it.

Hate the truck, but where I live, a S-10 with half the cylinders, three times the miles, and 100x the rust is $4500, so $3800 for this is a NP.   Get a wrap or a couple cans of spray paint after removing a spoiler or two.   OR, get the biggest Mexican flag you can find and fly it from the bed just to really confuse…

The Jon Stewart Daily show bit after the meteor was one of the best times I remember Stewart really breaking. Fond memory that.

I have an unhealthy thing for 928's so it was an easy click for me.  

This. Google “2008 M3 Service Schedule” I guarantee the first hit is a link to a PDF on the BMW USA website...

If that is one of the only jobs left and millions are competing with you for it?

Doesn’t current Mercedes S have this?

The last two years I’ve done ten-point lists with more incremental goals and it’s been way more successful than one big goal to focus on. Plus if something’s an obvious bust in January or February you can always sub something else in.

I happen to hold a vague but possibly law-upholding trademark claim to the made-up word “Vaxxed.” As a supportive member of society I threw that word on a bunch of baby jumpers in an online store that I created about 2 years ago for fun.