If he doesn’t sign with an NL team I’m gonna be disappointed.

Make it three straight and they’ll become the most popular team in Philly overnight. Saul from Norristown always liked the Soul more than the Iggles.

Las Vegas will be uninhabitable due to 130 degree daily highs before the city pays off the stadium.

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Mike from Consohocken

Based on his appearance in The Mighty Ducks, I always assumed Basil McRae was some high-scoring superstar. He also has a cool name. Didn’t realize he was basically a goon for years.

Philadelphians love sex crimes almost as much as they love hot meat and compressed cheese liquid on a limp roll.

Don’t we all, in the sense that Cleveland continues to exist?

If Ichiro wanted to he could catch Stanton’s HR total in two weeks.

I love it until I strike out looking at a slider two inches off the plate.

Obviously, they should close the Math Department.

14 games.

The point is that many of the people who can hit baseballs better than 99+% of the population need a degree of luck to hit a home run.

The next question: did any of them beat The Freeze?

It’s also worth noting how few major leaguers can really hit for consistent power.

I imagine there are more reasonably athletic tallish people out there who can elevate enough to dunk badly than people with the combination of technique and strength to jack a donger.

They should introduce a new character called The Wrecker, who read half of Combat Liberalism once and shows up to hit Progressive Liberal with a folding chair right as he’s pinning someone.

We’ve got Tony McKegney’s reaction live:

Yeah and they’re totally smooth, like a cue ball.

I prefer reading it as “cue ball ass-fraud” rather than cue ball-ass fraud”.