It would be weird for the NHL to raise up the Penguins at the expense of the Capitals. They’re both owned by Mario Lemieux!

It totally would’ve been like Short Circuit 2, which was like when the power went out at the Garden during the ‘90 Cup finals!

Am I missing something or is my knowledge of beans incomplete? Where is the delightful pinto bean?

In my day we paid our coaches and Standard Oil to abuse us for free and we liked it. Millennials are ruining America.

This take disrespects the art of the shitty take.

You never crap and fart once a day? Sounds unhealthy!

I don’t think I personally ever did anything egregious but my brother used to eat entire 1.5 lbs packs of deli ham, with no accompaniment, within an hour of my mom bringing it home.

Whatever, move them to Quebec.

Actually the worst way to lose a shutout is when I’m playing The Show and throw some garbage (like a changeup six inches inside and low) to the 7 hitter and he jacks it for a dinger.

Getting attacked by a drone while attending a Padres game is still an improvement on the experience of attending a Padres game.

lol yeah this is a hideously incomplete and insincere account of late 20th century partisanship shifts

Finally we can agree.

That’s dumb and reactionary.

TBH greatness is always relevant to context so that argument is BUNK.

Shamefully reactionary anti-egalitarian nonsense.

Fair point with the Preds. They could be great but aren’t quite there yet.

It strikes me as dumb and ignorant to suggest neither the Penguins or Predators are great teams. The Predators have a group that should contend for several years. The Penguins are the reigning champs and feature two more or less guaranteed Hall of Famers along with at least one other player who is likely to have a…

I don’t think it even needs to be that dramatic. I don’t think they would need to consider moving Kessel for a defenseman unless they were also moving on from Letang.

I feel like anything is possible with this team and the talent they have, even with key components missing. But intellectually it’s hard to see a path.

Can I walk with earbuds in if I’m in a city with sidewalks and reasonably familiar with my surroundings? Or am I missing THE EXPERIENCE then?