So in a personal vendetta against a child for not knowing or respecting classics, he's going to fuck up the franchise even more.

@DJ_Skrull: The reason nearly everybody that responded to your "opinion" was because it was fucking retarded and based on false assumption after false assumption that neither I, nor probably anybody here, cares to fathom the origin of. Literally every thing you have said is fundamentally wrong in some fashion or…

@amigaguy888: Agreed, I would just be in disbelief if I were that guy. Seriously, guys? If you really hate the 360 that much, you could fucking sell the thing or something. Free is free.

@DJ_Skrull: Wow. Wow. You're still spewing shit from your mouth.

@DJ_Skrull: Wow, yeah, 'cause those two things both take the same amount of time and effort, right?

@Thut: They're definitely still around; I get them from time to time. Within the past year, I've gotten at least 2-3, with both Vista and the Win 7 RC. But I also have a custom built computer, and tend to mess around a lot more with hardware settings, and play video games often, so I would be much more prone to them…

At first this looked really cool, but it has twice now frozen up so hard that it rendered nearly every running program unusable, and the only way to fix it was to Ctrl + Alt + Del and log out.

I'd like to know what people are using to decode these audio clips. I found a morse code decoder, but what are people using to decode the MD5 hash and SSTV stuff into images?

I can't tell what that brown one is supposed to be. A gigantic puddle of shit?

Wow, you definitely have something wrong with your video settings. I just played that level last night, and it's definitely not supposed to be that dark. I'm surprised you didn't come to this conclusion yourself.

Wow, to think I was actually excited about this game. Thanks for ruining that, Ubisoft. I've never pirated a game out of spite before, but I think this is heinous enough to warrant that.

@hfbrooklyn: Kind of like Spy vs. Spy?

Opera has this built-in, it's called Speed Dial. :) Although I have it customized for a 5x3 grid.

@Master_Odin: Yeah, I'm not really sure what you're getting at either. The control scheme was fine for Dead Space on the PC.

@Combaticus: You're talking about the internet. I presume you've never heard of the Internet Fuckwad Theory.

The widescreen thing was one thing, but why the fuck would you want to use a 360 gamepad on a PC FPS?

Jesus fucking Christ. Seriously?

Congratulations for your success.

@Pretty Sneaky Sis: Wow, congrats, that's the shittiest attempt to make an animated GIF I've ever seen. Seriously, how is it even possible to fuck it up that badly?