My wife described it as “there’s a glitch in the matrix. This wasn’t supposed to happen.” It just feels wrong. It completely blindsided me. 

It’s legit good and I will fight the naysayers!

My ex husband would have emotional breakdowns and drama every year on my birthday too. Interesting.

Saw her across a hallway at college, and a voice said, “You’re going to marry her.”

I had the love at first sight feeling with my person. He did not feel the same way. lol. He had just started dating someone, but two and a half years later, we got together!

I’m not here to body shame, but dude, the pants are too tight. 

Re: Knowing when you meet the one.
Well, I can’t say anything about Grande’s love at first sight moment, but I can say I had one when I first saw my one and only, Mr. UrbanAchiever. A mutual friend had a b&w image of Mr. UA, and showed it to me. And I swear, bells went off in my head. We met a couple of weeks later in…

I have a theory that Angela would be the most successful bank robber ever. Any witness would describe her age as between 25 to 35. She would NEVER get caught.

They did it on purpose. This is what passes for humor at Fox because RACISM is hilarious to foxnews viewers, you know. It’s not the first time FoxNews “actually thinks” all Black people look the same.

Trump’s total disdain for culture is low-key one of the most sociopathic things about him

BINGO. He already knew what he was going to do. He just wanted to feel like less of a dick about it.

He did, and she initially told him no. So, even though post-OTR show she was more open to it, she probably doesn’t want him to go. Not really. But, he was never honestly on the fence about this decision—he was always going to go to this show. He looked to the hivemind with the specific goal of rationalizing going…

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Oh my fucking God. Dude, ask your wife what she’s comfortable with. If she says it’s fine and everything can be handled, then go and have a nice weekend relaxing before an incredibly busy (but rewarding) period of your life. If she says she’s uncomfortable with you going, then stay the fuck home. This shit isn’t hard.…

Has 45 ever mentioned liking any music? Hell, any art at all? He’s so culturally bereft, so incurious, so dull it beggars belief.

Ahhhhh that’s the palate cleanser I needed. thanks QF.

“She worked for me on numerous occasions.”

I think we all need this:

Even when someone like Aretha Franklin dies, 45 has to make it about him.  

There is no way that Donald Trump listened to one fucking second of Aretha Franklin’s music