Really? Beauty and the Beast just made 1.2 billion dollars last year. What other explanation do you need? Remaking their classics let’s them make big money off old IP. Anyone should be able to see the appeal to that even if they personally wish Disney would leave their old work alone.

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We need all types on the side of the angels! Here’s the punching a Nazi GIF just for you!

Yes, but the entire mindset behind the “ugly fashion” trend that eastern European designers like Vetements are doing is that it’s ugly and funny because it looks like something you would find at a Goodwill but really set you back at least $1,000.00. It’s not like Rei Kawakubo’s designs where it’s ugly because it’s…

Counterpoint: wearing ugly stuff is fun, and prioritizing “fun” over “attractive” is always a good call.

My best friend’s ex-husband once told me my latest FB profile picture was ‘one for the wank bank’ in front of his wife. How is this respectful to anyone in the situation?! KEEP THESE THOUGHTS BETWEEN YOU AND JESUS

“I was one of the first generation with anorexia”... wut? Congrats on living for centuries - what’s your secret?  

I’m sure they take it as a compliment. Because they are trash. 

As much as I hate Kim and Kanye, I’m glad they’re married to each other instead of making two normal people miserable.

Of all the thoughts one should keep, warm and moist, in the most private areas of one’s mind, “I’d bang all four of my SILs” is right up there at the top.

My college students are also very into these and you know what? They look terrible on everyone. Awful. Not even ironically funny. I’m very tired of intentionally ugly fashion.

Kylie stop with the ‘mom jeans’. Just no. 

I grew up in D.C., which is an extremely tolerant and diverse place. Folks there, citizens and business owners, are well aware of their civil rights, and hold racists in about the same esteem as they do cars with diplomatic plates.

You have no idea how much I appreciate your sacrifice watching this so that I can then send this article to anyone who tries to tell me “it’s worth trying, no really, it’s super dark and funny!”

Daaaaammmmmmn!!!! 0 followers, 0 following, AND this is their only post!!!

Hey, look, everybody, Lauren Gussis is on Jezebel!

Looking forward to this one but I have to say that Shannon Purser is not fat. She’s comfortably in Elizabeth Moss territory. 

Yes. She became thin after he punched her in the face and she needed to have her jaw wired shut. She, apparently, then murders him in revenge.

This is what happens when people “think” they understand satire.

Wait, she kills a homeless person, wtf?