We need to build an editorial staff for english to keep these bad words out. They’re not sending us their best words, you know. It’s only the bad words. Very bad. Very very bad. These words.

A race of supermodels that nobody wants to play games with.

Same way Catholicism. Full stop.

That also kind of describes how dock workers get picked, but they have a union.

I have gone bow-hunting for grizzlies with Barbara Bush for years, and I can say without question that she’s only 4' tall when crawling. When aggravated, she rears up to her full height of 7'9"

Can this family of systems be compromised in any way by long range penetrating strikes in a complex air defense environment?

Bryan Mitchell, creator of Night Terrors, will your immersive augmented reality game for mobile platforms include scurrying of unidentifiable insects, rats, or other, horrifying things along the edges of shadows near the floor or perhaps across doorways?

I’d watch this Ellen show.

Using booze to chase oxycontin and xanax Does Not Equal booze killed her.

Oh good, it’s not just me.

I had a 2005 Holden GTO. I loved that car so much, and went through a lot in it. I sold it to get something more practical when I met my wife (an AWD hemi Magnum—so only barely practical), and jonesed so bad for it, I talked myself into buying a 2013 mustang gt.

3rd wave feminism.

Amy Poehler orgasmed.

Crystal Method - Block my mixup

HOLY FUCK

I hate when a streamer reproduces the chat on their feed so you can’t escape it.

As far as I can tell, nobody gets that far—they all immediately hit reply after reading the part where I joke about pedestrians being customers for suicidal robot cars made by a bladerunner-esque nightmare parody of an actual car company.

*longest sarcastically self-satisfied snort of my life*

Dhey’re sworm do brodekd ub. *sneeze*