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*longest sarcastically self-satisfied snort of my life*

What it reveals is that Mercedes Benz has a significant part of their business in maintenance contracts. Because the right call if new sales are the core would be to let the driver die: he already bought the car. Meanwhile the pedestrian is a potential new customer.

This is exactly why our country is so fiercely divided. Not only are you bad mouthing one of the best dessert ingredients, you’re doing it at an insensitive time, when many pumpkin-eating americans are looking forward to the unofficial ‘Pumpkinmas’, the ancient holiday starting on Oct 31st and ending on Thanksgiving,

How’s the sex. Is the sex good?

My 2 cents: Don’t have preconceptions about her (in my case), because it’ll make your suggestions weird.

#OneBoldComma

The pattern in the new one’s headlights look like a shark’s gills. The pattern in mine look like cat’s whiskers.

Grunt *and* Wrex.

ouroborophobic.

One thing that bugged me the whole time... Doesn’t Doom have side-strafing? How would the bot deal with a human that knows how to step out of the line of fire, or peek corners?

No dude, spray him until he freezes solid with a rock hard dick in a convenient position and mount him, or back into him while he’s helpless to escape. It’s a light bondage S&M thing waiting to happen. Plus the whole tantalizing ‘ice dildo’ angle.

It’s also a complete mindfuck--not a nice thing. You jam up someone’s nervous system, remind them they could be fucked with at any time, and then act like Pesci in Goodfellas “I GOT YOU GOOD ASSHOLE! YOU WERE ABOUT TO SHIT YOURSELF--HAVE AN ICECREAM FUCKFACE--get aload of this guy, eh?! HaHA!”

Well sure, being gay was way better back then--now it’s all digital.

Please to enjoy documentary film on aircraft materials.

Ah shit, I think I forgot to register to volt.

Never trust a saurus.

There needs to be a once a month double-star for stuff like this.

I think he’s making a fascinating point. All the really great games I can think of never did anything inherently unique or awesome. I remember, for example Zelda as compared to Adventure, or Tower of Druaga or something, and it seems to be amazing, but the actual differences in the meat of things are minor.

How old are you. It’s ‘Fail Casuals’. #PCMasterRace #NotAllOnlineMatchingServices #Kyrarchy