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The pattern in the new one’s headlights look like a shark’s gills. The pattern in mine look like cat’s whiskers.

Grunt *and* Wrex.

Yavin was a stand your ground state too. So I’m guessing you’d be well within your rights to launch a desperate raid with a small but zealous cadre of elite pilots who could exploit its one weakness.

Hell yeah.

ouroborophobic.

One thing that bugged me the whole time... Doesn’t Doom have side-strafing? How would the bot deal with a human that knows how to step out of the line of fire, or peek corners?

No dude, spray him until he freezes solid with a rock hard dick in a convenient position and mount him, or back into him while he’s helpless to escape. It’s a light bondage S&M thing waiting to happen. Plus the whole tantalizing ‘ice dildo’ angle.

It’s also a complete mindfuck--not a nice thing. You jam up someone’s nervous system, remind them they could be fucked with at any time, and then act like Pesci in Goodfellas “I GOT YOU GOOD ASSHOLE! YOU WERE ABOUT TO SHIT YOURSELF--HAVE AN ICECREAM FUCKFACE--get aload of this guy, eh?! HaHA!”

I particularly enjoyed the nuance.

Well sure, being gay was way better back then--now it’s all digital.

Please to enjoy documentary film on aircraft materials.

Nobody can get their whistle wet.

Heh. I mean. Uh. I guess? The part where they kill Hitler would probably upset me more. At least guys in ape suits living in the future aren’t going to confuse anybody about what really happened. Maybe I’m not giving people enough credit. Or too much.

Also, almost as old:

I wonder if that’s a riff on or inspiration for The King In Yellow.

At least they aren’t showing Inglorious Basterds yet.

Rats will eat the second hand bones from your dog’s treats. Mice will crawl up onto your counter and into your pantry, eat grains and shit everywhere.