Enter ‘Nice’, ‘Champ’, and ‘Good Sport’, and see if we can get it back.

Porn of this guy having hedonic penetrative sex with those storm troopers, please.

Pegasi would, quite naturally, as a side effect of being wing-ed, have up-skirt fantasies.

I used to think gyp was fine, until I heard ‘jewed’ multiple times, and I decided to get more discriminating.

I think she’s saying Oriental is passe. Too passe to be upsetting, which is fair, because that’s a lifecycle for prejudice. Anybody upset about the term ‘sinister’? It literally means left-handed, which used to be thought of as a defect.

Remember when her husband had to start jogging to prove he wasn’t going to have a heart attack, and later lost a bunch of weight?

It’s the 506th round that saves you.

It was written by someone inspired by America, you insufferable pedant.

Like, get the cow some almonds, and now we’re talking...

You’re stepping all over a great Lewis Black bit with your so-called authoritative indisputable facts!

It’s just like my mom told me. If you want to frustrate someone when they’re making fun of you, just act like it doesn’t bother you.

You bring up an excellent point.

This woman knowingly walked in public clad in flammable clothing. Isn’t there some kind of burden here to look out for yourself? Fiberglass and chainmail.

It will be filed to the appropriate file, which is the file for the Department of Redundancy.

Oh hell yes, Carrie this motherfucker.

Everyone knows the gentleman’s cycle has a full steering wheel, so one can squeeze your old gal whilst monomotoring.

Fish-her-upper.

WRX STI RA Spec-C

There’s more than 7 billion people on earth. Don’t act like one jerkoff in a luxury car matters enough for you to be outraged.

Any engineer will tell you that jet fuel cannot produce enough heat to make Hillary Clinton faint. She was brought down by christian prayer.