You’re stepping all over a great Lewis Black bit with your so-called authoritative indisputable facts!

It’s just like my mom told me. If you want to frustrate someone when they’re making fun of you, just act like it doesn’t bother you.

You bring up an excellent point.

This woman knowingly walked in public clad in flammable clothing. Isn’t there some kind of burden here to look out for yourself? Fiberglass and chainmail.

It will be filed to the appropriate file, which is the file for the Department of Redundancy.

Oh hell yes, Carrie this motherfucker.

Everyone knows the gentleman’s cycle has a full steering wheel, so one can squeeze your old gal whilst monomotoring.

Fish-her-upper.

WRX STI RA Spec-C

There’s more than 7 billion people on earth. Don’t act like one jerkoff in a luxury car matters enough for you to be outraged.

Any engineer will tell you that jet fuel cannot produce enough heat to make Hillary Clinton faint. She was brought down by christian prayer.

Yeah! Plus in the art section there’s all these books with pictures of naked babes! For real! Man, what do those art guys even do? Is it just wall to wall babes, bro? Gonna get me some charcoal and newsprint.

After hours of dribbling, they finally overcame the blocking with a powerful movement that went right through the hands of colon.

You’re acting like he had a perfectly free choice about what he did and what they could pin on him. I can’t even understand what your point of view is here? He’s to blame for not behaving himself and nearly getting screwed?

You can’t make an informed decision on anything when you’re raised to believe it by a community and parents who consider it true and are so committed to it that they put you through rituals at every stage of life for fear that you will be eternally punished if they don’t. Especially when that church used sexual shame…

I think you’re assuming some stuff is happening here that isn’t.

Let’s keep it classy.

I love the kid using his platform to advocate for what he cares about:
“You don’t have to go to church every sunday. You don’t have to go to bible study every week. You don’t have to read the bible every day... Mom.”

Not shown: the nipple piercings on a short chain keeping the breasts huddling together in terror under their tiny shelter.

This isn’t technically true. I think in the original series, there were several planets that were full of people who looked human but weren’t. Particularly, I’m remembering the nazi and gangster worlds. Those were alien made imitations of our earth-cars.