Yeah, but who makes those rules. Producers, and for good reason.

The only thing that I cared about was passing on the right and running it up in the right lane on a street with tons of driveways. It’s common sense you want to be at least one lane over in case an idiot pulls out.

At least they have good taste.

... awww. Come on. We count on y’all to keep this shit out of the gene pool.

These people have been thankfully reassigned to other roles in the bureau of prisons!

Ugh. Man. Can we at least hate the government for the right reasons?

The uh. Subtext there in some of the intro dialog is pretty. Odd... I feel.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your major. To communications or english or something easy like that.

There is no ‘win’.

Technically, you’re supposed to take off your hat, and put it on the finger from your giant foam ‘we’re number one’ hand, which you hold aloft like the statue of liberty’s torch, and then the other hand doesn’t really sit over your heart so much as cradle the giant stone tablet with the declaration of independence…

:(

Raw Lentils with Sprouts

I’m sure those rhinos died of natural causes and had organ donor cards.

Nono! It’s going to be the two wheel low-fives gone horribly wrong as it barrels through pedestrians on the sidewalk!

I was 2 years old for 3 consecutive years, because I just really couldn’t master toddling.

I like how this dovetails with the Onanism/Dream car hypothetical post.

It perpetuates a negative stereotype about 8 year olds. You really need to frame it as ‘2 year old’ because all 2 year olds are sociopathic murderers. Just too small to do anything about it.

Eh. I think if Uncharted can be Uncharted, then Tomb Raider which did it first, can be even more unchartederer.

Well. That will affect 12% of the problem.

... I don’t get people who assume potions come in glass and that a player is toting a bunch of glass bottles with corks in them around, yet never consider breakage or leaking or... anything, really.