gets caught in tie, chokes; dies

FFS. I was totally sold by the pharah aran thing, and then you scroll down and it’s softcore furry porn.

Don’t share that. Nobody should go there.

Brave New World.

New report suggests more than half of the jezebel writer staff mentioned in this article have been the victim of stolen granola.

Hey! Agree with that dog, you monster!

Thanks for reminding me it exists.

Here’s my application to get my next Ford GT:

Tragically, due to the waters of the Lethe, no one will remember what wrought such devastation, and the exploitation of Hell will continue.

This is the best kind of clickbait there is.

Best thing about cosplaying Tracer, is, after a bad hookup, you just rewind time!

They say they don’t want to bang drummers, but they do! :D

Coconut aminos only taste like coconut to a very discerning person. From my point of view ‘coconut’ for most people means the kind of ... grainy pithy meat of coconut that’s a little sweet, a little greasy, and very fibrous. And when you pull coconut apart into its constituent parts, it really doesn’t taste that way…

Yeah, but if you look at her helmet, she is looking off the road to the left at who knows what. Which I mean. Yeah.

Now is the time for this, the best image that there is:

Externalize your terror. Make it his problem. I bet you could probably torment your dad if you wanted.

OMG THE AWESOMENESS OF THAT UPDO!

Good news! Your life doesn’t have to suck!

Man, that idea that you could be tracked by the federal government for a phone call you made 23 years ago sure used to seem crazy.

Why be nice to someone’s whose premise is ‘I do something that’s kind of like this, only on a much smaller scale, and it’s really simple [insert wrong explanation]’.