No, I hadn’t. I’m enriched and disturbed.

We should all welcome any attempt to make Reaper look ridiculous.

There is a Bob Ross twitch channel.

47 ronin is too. You can’t definitively say that one of the 47 wasn’t a half breed foreigner who was banished to live on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney Land until his buddies came to rescue him and recruit him for a revenge plot that required him for some reason.

Bourne is cool because it’s James Bond but with different motivations. Bourne 1: Who am I. Bourne 2: You killed my girlfriend, you jerks. Bourne 3: Wait why am I here? Bourne 4: I don’t want to be dumb because people will make fun of me. Bourne 5: Quit following me Julia Stiles.

Oh man! I’m buying this on Bluray to go with The Last Samurai and 47 Ronin as an unofficial ‘wait, what? Why’s that guy here?’ trilogy.

Russian Pokemon Go alternative elevator pitch:

Someone’s getting an isotope for Christmas...

I think you’re being unreasonable. Young women don’t get pregnant until God sees them kiss their husband in church. If you go to a doctor, he can be in charge of whether your family values are intact. If you try to learn something at home from a simple test that anyone can administer, then you’re basically admitted…

Sour cream and caviar instead of mayo and pickle juice. Still a deviled egg? Or are we treading on dangerous ground?

Huh. I kind of thought Jalopnik jumped on everything possibly negative. Like the factory is huge and not done yet. The cars aren’t being manufactured on schedule. The company isn’t viable yet. People keep getting in accidents while autopilot is on. Musk apparently wants to expand the company in unbelievable ways…

It came across as a passive aggressive thing? Because in text it just sounds like he’s being an old guy whining about stuff.

I would like to point out that when Howard Dean was torpedoed for his quasi-famous ‘rant’ (or however you care to characterize it), I, at least, described him as shrill. Specifically, because that’s the quality his voice took on. Whether that means people should have ignored his message and put an end to his viability…

This is not the fault of Gluten Free! This is the fault of Vegans who often jump on board gluten free shit, because when you’re making a wad of plant bullshit, who cares anymore. We should all die so that animals can live.

Point of order, the ‘steampunk goggles’ are older style Welding Torch Glasses. Designed for doing work at a low enough temperature that you don’t need the full face covering smoke-glass thing that makes it impossible to see until you actually light up your tool.

Technically you can drive as soon as you’re old enough to reach the gun rack in the extended cab from the driver’s seat.

It’s definitely the first letter. If you notice, the second one is always j.

It’s Vipers. The worst of the Camaro set graduate to one of them, spin out, flip over, and die. All we have to do is throw the viper on a rack to straighten the frame and then put it back out in circulation. The fact that it has some scratches and dings will make it more affordable to camaro owners.

I reject this characterization. Men have a uniform that is flattering for a wide variety of body types, and still offers an opportunity for flair. For instance, to paraphrase William Gibson, Mitt Romney wore suits the color of a TV set tuned to a dead station.

Not if we employed our entire population in making Ford GTs.