Can we finally start having a serious conversation about Guns?

What is a jukebox, but a machine to vend music?

Why do you think I’m a pirate based on what I said?

My God, feminists. Are you accusing this woman of having good taste?

The moment in time where two subjects I avoid as much as possible, politics and reality tv, converge, and I somehow understand all the context.

Chevy Volts are a real threat.

Breathtaking.

Shoplifter makes it sound like they’re a kid being a jackass. If you get Dickensian about it and say something like ‘stealing bread’, I think plenty of people change their minds.

Working class Americans for Trump

Minnesota: Florida of the north?

What if it’s Hillary on a Harley riding out of a barbed wire Halo with the words Mopar and Hemi flanking it?

It will be an unpopular opinion because, to review the facts:

I’m picturing a new yorker article that follows the format ‘when I went to photograph his genitals, he seemed impatient and wouldn’t sit still for me to set up the lighting. Ultimately I just offered to photograph my own genitals while he was in the room, and he agreed! I now regret my actions. My dick has become a…

Agreed, and not to sound like I’m comparing this to any other horrifying political movements that kind of came of nowhere, but, we’re going through an unprecedented moment with Black/Blue Lives Matter right now. We had a black president who will soon be leaving office, and the mere idea that he’s going to go, and the…

God, I wonder if he’ll actually show us his dick somehow. I’ll bet he’ll find a way. Probably not a snapchat or something—it’ll have to be really weird. Like he needs a prostate exam and stages it without censorship.

Speaking as a semi-autonomous person, I feel that the pressure to be right 100% of the time is entirely too much, and that those who firmly guide me need to take responsibility for the mistakes I do because they explicitly told me to at the beginning of last week. Like, you said ‘fix this thing’, and then when I fixed…

Huh? Admittedly, I’m bad at this because I don’t care enough (and that’s on me), but isn’t this ‘haha, you can kind of see your parts—how embarrassing for you’.

Oh shit. The system works.

It gives the people what they want.

They’re not censoring nudity anymore?