I object to this even handed and logical point of view because it leaves me without anybody to be angry at.

I’m disappointed that she didn’t pull a ‘I do not recall, but if I said such a thing, I would probably have meant nothing inappropriate by it. In any event, I would need more specifics before I could explain what I meant’.

Swiper, like the character House MD, the Trix Rabbit, and Wile E Coyote are characters created by latent sadists to torture repeatedly in scenarios concocted for no other purpose than misery.

Gary Gygax was a run of the mill grognard asshole. His game design was idiotic, dense, and played poorly.

I mean. Hilarious and whatever? But this thing is just a normal spaghetti dinner with the garlic bread more prominently front and center.

Elon Musk is under investigation for this, the latest incident in Tesla Autopilot failures. Tesla said in a press release “This was not a Tesla. In order for Tesla autopilot to operate correctly, you must be inside one of our cars.”

I HAVE FOUND THE IMAGE

Isn’t the most literal interpretation that, if you’re the kind of person who enjoys collecting all the secrets in a game, you should kill yourself?

I’m dying to see the kneejerk rhetoric wires get crossed and come up with “Look, you were working at Fox. What did you expect to happen? We have to hold women accountable for putting themselves in bad situations” etc...

I can’t believe they’re loafing on this issue. Do they need to be buttered up?

This is why I advocate for a #Christian viewpoint. At the top of the article is a picture of my daughter’s vagina. The rest are a representation of Taylor Swift’s vagina, as it has steadily declined through overuse and accumulation of STDs.

So juicy!

There’s no marrow in vegans.

I’m using humor to get through a troubling existence.

No!

You guys,
I love fermenting and drinking tea,
and taking out my IUD,
in a yurt or a teepee,
You guys!

You guys,
I like to share my dreams while I’m asleep,
bleed on plants where fairies creep,
weave tapestry on skins of sheep,
You guys.

You’re all thinking nonsense. Simply build a bridge *over* the bridge.

If you don’t stop new friend requests and whispers to anyone who doesn’t have you friended, then the punishment is more or less pointless.

I am become Wilhelm Scream.

Remember, don’t be a hero. Reverse cowgirl isn’t ok if you’ve got two hip replacements. Always try 69 first. And remember to remove dentures.