Stand when you go over a bump. Use the shoulder as an escape route. Scan the entire length of road ahead of you and be plotting a path at all times. Check your blind spot when changing lanes as part of avoiding an obstacle. Hoodies aren’t protective clothing. Or even particularly warm at highway speeds.

I think you get to pick from the Tudors, Deadwood, Rome, and Real Time With Bill Maher.

I was with you until you got to ‘to be against affirmative action, you have to be racist, stupid...’

“A number of exotics were seized on suspicion of street racing, and were then street raced in a series of elimination brackets for 100 days until DA was satisfied ‘who best upheld the law of the fastest’. When the cars were returned to owners with scratches and dents, the presiding judge in the case commented ‘rubbing…

Oh whatever, she’s a chick, I bet she had all kinds of emotions and shit while she was jouralisting. Now she’s writing those feelings down in a book. That’s just a diary, lady.

Build a wall and make the Romans pay for it.

Woman whose personal sense of style as expressed by makeup obviously telegraphs an unimaginably terrifying psyche kills her offspring and frees her husband to remarry.

I have a lot of staring at nothing in particular to do.

The position seems to suggest oral sex. But maybe that’s just me.

It’s not really your choice.

This is a shrewd move to stop immigration. By destroying their economy and relationship with all their neighbors, surely, no one will want to go to England ever again.

That may be why dudes didn’t do it.

6 women entering the Thai Air Force is great, but half an hour later you want more women entering the Thai Air Force.

Cool, then we agree I guess :)

To be fair, this is basically the All Female GhostBusters remake of Jaws. The twist is the lady who gets eaten first as sacrificial cheesecake in the original movie survives and carries the film, herself.

Fashion is a toolbox, not a ‘right answer’. She should have been able to select looks that sent the right message. The guy who wrote the piece said it came off wrong, and he actually looked at whatever photo(s) we’re all hearing about second hand. The point of the whole article wasn’t that ‘she was doing something…

Getting a case all the way to the Supreme Court that affirms a college’s right to consider race as a factor is going to look great on her application to UT next year during the holistic review process.

Foreigners do the rapes that Americans won’t do. And we all ... benefit?

Donald Trump will tell you: He’s had Two Corinthians... at the same time.

Wait! Let’s not be too hasty on that Godfather thing.