That’s dumb. These are species of animals. In real life, there are male butterflies and there are female scorpions. Why would an animal experience sexual dimorphism because their appearance doesn’t match the gender characteristics of humans, rather than their own species?

Demi Lovato is like that obnoxious friend of yours who says shitty things with absolutely no filter and when you call her out on it she just says she’s being *frank* and *honest*.

I’ve worked for Urban Outfitters, Modcloth, and Nasty Gal. I will say that UO gave me a lot of great career opportunities, Modcloth treated the employees the best with great benefits and work/life balance (but I also survived two rounds of layoffs), and Nasty Gal was the worst job I ever had.

I can’t even believe people think she’s lying. Why the fuck would any body lie about this? Why the fuck would Kanye leave in the middle of his concert if shit didn’t go down? People’s hatred for this family is absurd. She’s not my favorite person in the world but no one deserves this and she legit could have been…

I worked at the lowest level of Urban: the cashier/fitting room attendant. The people who own the company suck and they donated a lot of money to keep gay marriage legal (ironic considering the clientele of their stores), BUT working there as a college kid was pretty aight. They don’t treat you like total garbage…

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

Kylie. Child. Friendly advice: if a guy goes by a name that IS NOT AN ACTUAL NAME, he is probably not boyfriend material. You already made this mistake once, why are you doing it again?

Geena Davis (Thelma) and Susan Sarandon (Louise) decided to “just keep going” and drive their Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon. But though the movie is probably best known for that tragic final scene

And “girls who talk too much.”

Seriously. I saw the headline and said it should read “Woman acquitted for justifiable homicide.”

I guess it depends on where it was stored. For example, I keep some in a catch-all medicine bag I have in my purse and sometimes they get moved around and open a little and there’s no reason I would think anyone had tampered with them so I’d probably use one.

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

It’s more likely he’s lying because he got caught.

All I’m thinking here is that this guy quickly found out how hard it is to be famous. The reactions to her original post explaining that she felt threatened were downright horrifying to read- people called her a stuck up bitch and a fatty who should be happy for the attention. Plus, it’s not like she isn’t getting…

Kris is smarter than all of her kids combined.

Kris is FIRE. I loved that. Even though she’s a momager puppet master to the extreme, she does SO MUCH for her kids, especially the girls. I can’t believe they’d assume she’d just drop her son. That had to have been an orchestrated conflict by the producers, right? Like they really couldn’t look in the mirror before…

That was ah-MAZING. I don’t like rooting for any of them really but Kris was on fire there. The look on Kim’s face was perfect.

My dislike for them is as intense as it is irrational. They just try SO HARD to be adorable and funny, but THEY ARE NEITHER. And their damned show is on all the time. Of course, I also HAAAAAAAAATE Chip Gaines from Fixer Upper, so I might just have something against goofy white dudes in general.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.