You assume that our international organization hasn’t already infiltrated schools around the globe? Which is a correct assumption, we totally haven’t done anything like that at all.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Not if you weren’t driving recklessly and it was a legit accident. Those do happen

This seems like a perfect opportunity to post this picture.

I fucking love Coq au Vin and I love Anthony Bourdain and I want him to feed me both types of cock tbh

Excuse me, Anthony Bourdain made Coq Au Vin on a fucking janky ass boat in the middle of the Congo and he had to slaughter live chickens to do it. So weak ass diss Alton #TeamBourdain

- Splitting a check in an itemized fashion.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine

TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

And what I can’t stand is when my fellow polys waft out of the woodwork cooing “Oh, but you don’t know what you’re missing! It’s subliiiiiiiimmmeeee!”

I’m poly, and I definitely take issue with defining the relationships I have outside my marriage as “cheating.” My boyfriend and my husband are friends (and I’m friends with my boyfriend’s wife). We hang out together, have playdates with our children, and are completely open and honest about what we’re doing. Not sure…

Isn’t it odd how fervently people in newly-opened relationships evangelize their freedom and open-mindedness to monogamists, and how you can at that moment in the conversation set your watch how long it will be before you’re helping them move because their primary relationship is over?

Yep, nope.

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

is this that white privilege thing everyones talking about these days

ok, you got me at Sheeple. 10/10 would be trolled by again.

A new laptop will always be helpful for a soon-to-be college students but also! think of experience gifts- tickets to see a favorite band, maybe a trip to see some really cool fish. Your son sounds like a cool kid. Congratulations! Being able to celebrate that will be so fun.

Hello secret troll for Sea World! How can I tell you are a shill for Sea World? Because you are quoting non-facts direct from the Sea World lie factory. For example, the fins are not made of cartilage, they are made of collagen that normally hardens in adolescence. Second of all, fin collapse is ACTUALLY rare in the…