Everybody likes a good comeback. I’d use that to your advantage. Cheering for an underdog is some kind of American tradition. Keep telling yourself that people want you to succeed.

I have no clue what you’re getting at, but I’m pretty sure I disagree with it

I got married a few weeks ago and the day was amazing! I was super stressed the month leading up to the wedding, and my partner and I almost regretted doing the whole biggish wedding thing (we had a little over a hundred guests).

My god...........It’s full of nip.

The unsweetened version is 30 calories, and I think it tastes better.

armadillo revenge

The story of what she went through that night, and the 911 call to back it up are devastating. I didn't know who she was before this happened, but after hearing that and seeing how she's carried herself since I think she's a fucking badass who deserves every penny she can earn after living through it.

What in the hell is cream chipped beef????

IKR?! My own exes bother me far more than my spouse’s exes do!

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

Please don’t drag Kenneth into this

And yet still not actually comparable to genocide.

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

Can I throw in an addendum that says you can’t say you “lived”somewhere for 3 months? I don’t know what the cut off should be, but if you were on a tourist visa you probably didn’t live there. I have heard people say they “lived” in Spain for 3 weeks! 3 weeks! You were on vacation! Just say you went on vacation! Ok,…

Also riptides are visible from shore. They look like breaks in the waves.

Woah. Stop playing mind games with either of your minds and just sit down and talk to him about household chores. He probably just doesn’t care as much as you do about tidying, so let him know that you need him to pitch in and do his fair share.

This is the most disappointed I’ve ever been in a moustache.

Kendall is the most boring beautiful person I have ever seen.

Can someone, pretty please, conduct a study about the women who buy hook line and sinker into these marketing schemes that eventually become a Thing(tm)You(tm)Have(tm)To(tm)Have(tm)For(tm)Your(tm)SpecialDayofSnowflakery(tm)?