...I kinda want to wear Victorian undergarments around.

FINALLY! A collection I can get behind.

There are some interesting pieces but by and large I think this fashion week has been one giant snoozefest.

Yawn.

"I'm okay with gay people, I just don't want to see it!"

I literally laughed out loud

I don't think this is out of line. I worked for Betsey Johnson before they went bankrupt (sigh) and although crazy hair, tattoos, and outlandish accessories were encouraged, we definitely had a look/dress code we needed to adhere to. You're an employee! You're selling a specific brand/look/lifestyle! It makes sense.

You might wanna see a doctor about that there gold sperm.

Do we really need to participate in body shaming though?

He thinks he's people!

My grandma would be cheering me on so, flawed logic.

It looks like Lady Gaga is trying to pull off some CocoRosie swag, without it working.

I feel like hosting an evening show is Lindsay Lohan's true calling. Forget movies, I'd watch the Lindsay Lohan talk show forever.

Just to add icing to the creepy cake, he heavily supported the creation of the Womens Studies program at SDSU.

About a month ago I was walking down College ave. in Berkeley with some friends about to get dinner. Ahead of us this little boy, maybe about 3 or 4, looks coyly to us, then back at him mom, then back to us. He then pulls down his pants and just starts peeing on the side of the road and laughing! His Mom doesn't rush…

The best.

I've been saying this as I've tried time and time again to get through a single one of her books the past few years. Ugh.

That sucks, we did cool stuff all the time! Camping, canoeing, obstacle mazes, etc etc